conjoined twins

Good to see that the twin girls have been successfully separated & should leave a healthy life.... BUT...
Which GC members would you like to see conjoined - for whatever reason ? ( could be a nightmare scenario )

you might like to add in what 'position'

 

Me n' Tina. 69

 

<puke>

That's put me off my lunch.

Imagine your tounge lapping away at her scab covered crusty pish flaps.

 

Your hips will be glad to hear you're missing lunch

fat bastard

 

Dev and Trev would be interesting.

 

Trev and Edge, but they kind of are conjoined already, with Trev hanging out Edge's arse all the time.

 

I'm not fat, 12st 8lbs perfect weight for my height

You could lose a few pounds if you scraped the puss and scabs from your minge

 

You've already said you're 5ft 4 on here.

You're like a ****ing Weeble ffs.

 

5ft 4 is when we were talking about the circunference of your ****, or was it the radius? I'm 5`10" with a one inch cock

 

fuxake

 

That's fat for 5ft 10. But you keep telling yourself it's not.

Fatso.

 

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<boak> .

 

You cant walk into tina's **** without taking yer hat off!

 

I'm outta here, got to travel to Kent for a meeting in the morning after which I'm goint to Enfield. Tina I will think of your **** when I drive down the Dartford tunnel

Big, dark, wet, congested and you can't touch the sides.

 

( sorry Tina -but you've got to laugh )

 

Or I'd cry

 

Fan and Jip joined at the hands would be quite fun

 

Stereo and ER joined at the lip