Medro's Christmas Holiday

Sorry, just have to rub it in, but I just booked to go out to Miami for Christmas with a week down in the Cayman Islands.

Sure it's not a caravan holiday in Devon (Stereo) or a week of investigation work on the Algarve (Dev) but i'll just have to make do.

I do sincerly hope you enjoy the ball freezin weather while I sun myself up on the beach chatting up the fine ladies of the Caribbean.

 

Sure Medro. Your stories are about as honest as Craig Whyte's.

 

I suspect you need to get away because the colour of holly offends you.

 

Christmas is about cold weather. Hope your plane crashes ya boring ****.

 

You'll need to take a pic of a "medro 2012" menshy in the sand

 

That's a summer holiday to me. Can't go away for Christmas, enjoy it too much to let someone else ruin it for me. "Two roasties? Are you telling me I only get two ****ing roasties for my dinner?"

 

Off to Cuba on 24 Novemeber for two weeks ...

was going to do Chrimbo n New Year but they wanted another £1500!!!!

 

No it's not. In Jesus's time it was very hot.

 

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No not at all.

That's not very nice.

I'll write it with "sun cream" over a Caribbean woman back.

Never been away over Christmas but fancied blistering hot sun instead of scraping the icicles of my ballbeg.

 

Gonna be right beside Cuba & would love to go but would just open up a can of worms when I'm flying back into the states.

Yeah I checked out a few dates and within four days the price had doubled!

 

You mean back when you were younger, ya old todger.

 

yeah, same here

Had a decent price one day, thought about it, checked few days later to book and they wanted £3,500!!!

So, just booked up for 24 November - Wedding Anniversary time!

Some Cuban women are hot as **** ... tits n ass!! mainly waitresses n bairmaids !!!

 

Do you have to be rude to everyone? It makes you come across like a snappy little teenager.

 

You're right Medro. He needs to show some respect.

 

I actually got mine from a travel agents. Didn't think they still got much business.

Had a look online, told the bird the price and she said she could get the same flights for £50 cheaper.

Told her I would think about it and she said she would put it on hold so the price didn't rise.

Yeah Miami is full of Cuban and Puerto Rican women. Absolute smashers.

 

he'll be too busy babysitting.

 

I think you meant to tell Medro this... as he''s away to Tampa!

 

When did you and ER become everyone? It makes you come across as some self obsessed weirdo.