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Favourite swear word?

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I often use the Android app for not 606. If you type a swear word using the app, it is automatically asterisked out.

    Sent from my ****ing stupid **** of a phone
     
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  2. Hash.

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    understood


    posted by registered post
     
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    "Mick, you're a liar... you're a ****ing ****er. I didn't rate you as a player, I don't rate you as a manager, and I don't rate you as a person. You're a ****ing ****er and you can stick your World Cup up your arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are the manager of my country! You can stick it up your bollocks."

    plastic paddy taunt in all but name if you ask me <ok>

    and rumour has it the italic ****er was actually langer
     
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    never called him
    Plastic. He reckoned he wouldn't say that as wife is 2nd generation and so are his own kids.
     
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    is that how you read that? I never even considered it to mean that. The stick it up your bollocks bit is good.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Good. But I've just had to go and collect your comment from the post office because I was on the bog when the postman came.

    scribbled on a post-it note and stuck on a phone-box window next to the hooker ads
     
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    Yeah or he'd have said '' somehow youre the manager of our country''
     
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    I have a soft spot for ****, both the fishy smelling, money pit version, and the expletive.
    The shock horror look on the victims face is usually timeless.
    It's funny how some people can get so shocked/offended by a word.
     
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    read jips message or ring a Manchester mermaid hmmmm , 0898..........
     
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    Mermaid eh? That could make a good 'wid ye?' thread. If it was Ariel from the Disney film, then aye, ah wid.
     
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    ****splat is awful, a waste of two syllables. Would hate to be called a ****splat. Gosh.
     
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    roy keane is a prick though.
     
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    I like him, and not not because he played for Celtic briefly, he was truly hard as nails and I admire real toughness in a player. Souness was a dirty bastard but he was afraid of practically no one on a football field. I admired Souness immensely and Joe Jordan for the same reason.
     
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    romanian spunk bubble
     
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    so in essence because he played for celtic ?
     
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    <laugh>

    You missed my edit about Jordan and Souness.
     
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    well alls I'm saying it what the man himself said.

    As the song says "we'd have won the world cup but McCarthy fouled up. Roy was dead right to call him a langer"
     
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  20. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Who was harder though, Keane or Souness?
     
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