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Favourite swear word?

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What's yours?

    I'd go for wanker. It was probably my first expletive as well, as my Canadian cousin told me to call my dad one when I was 7 <laugh>
     
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  2. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    For me it all depends on the moment it needs to be used
     
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  3. Hash.

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    Langer ... its not really a swear word but it can be used as one


    You're some langer , boy. <ok>
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

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    As in Bernard and Gerhard?
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Fanny-****-****-twat is quite good. Said instead of oops when for example, you drop something or make a mess of something.
     
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  6. Hash.

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    precisely <ok>


    it's what Roy called Mick in Saipan amongst plastic paddy , ****, ****head and prick
     
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  7. Tina_old

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    I don't use swear words.
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Like **** :laugh:
     
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  9. stopmeandslapme

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    Quim. Has it ever been used outside of a story in a jazz magazine?
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Mick McCarthy does have a strange Irish accent doesn't he?
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Good one <ok>

    I think he used to play in goal for Portugal too.
     
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  12. Hash.

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    Yeah he comes from that rural Irish village of Barnsley. It's so small you'll not see it on any map of Ireland.
     
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  13. DevAdvocate

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    Tit

    Simple and cutting.
     
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  14. Hash.

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    Ample and cushiony
     
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  15. Jip Jaap Stam

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    <laugh>
    He loves the craic, by gum.

    Best when preceded by 'fucking', pronounced very deliberately.
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    **** used to have genuine shock value. Not anymore though, cos every **** says it all the ****ing time now. ****s.
     
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  17. Hash.

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    jip why do you put 1 letter in bold in your ****ing cuRses ?
     
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    Keano never called him that. He mentioned it in his book.
     
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    Never called him what ? a langer, prick, plastic paddy , **** head ?
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    I reserve Tit for the truly stupid, there is no lower insult in my book.
     
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