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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    not even close!

    Bishop is Champions league, breaking bad's Walt is so Senghenydd ;)
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    nah Davina's new beau <whistle>
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    halfway through 3 at the moment ... that "Liv" wants me. :)
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Poor twat <yikes> Does he work at The Patten Arms as well?
     
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  5. BCR

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    [NSFW]You like em Red or blonde....[/NSFW]
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    nah he's a kitchen porter at Chester's Grosvenor Hotel <whistle>
     
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  7. BCR

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    American Horror Story: Asylum tonight!

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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Great film on Film 4 at 9.00pm. King of Comedy directed by Scorcese and starring de Niro. Well worth a watch if you've seen it or not.
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I don't discriminate ..... unlike saurez!




    .....what too soon I hear you all shout!?
     
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  10. BCR

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    Suarez> baumgartner= Fakht.
     
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  11. Sweats

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  12. BCR

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    and in the end, it was done....
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    yeah innit that geezer bluffy whatisface as been well sussed no need for the Ham-shanks to get their knickers in a twist about it, it is our our language. :)
     
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  14. BCR

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    One thing we don't get very well is the use of a word to replace a word but they sound the same. For instance" After last night, I am absolutely cream crackered" you'll get a lot of strange faces when you are simply saying you are knackered.

    " If he doesn't move his ass he will be pan bread" (dead).

    Give up the ghost is another one. spit the dummy as well.
     
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  15. Sweats

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    Brown bread <ok> not pan bread..
     
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  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    yeah we say brown bread.

    Eartha kitts - tits

    boris the bold - cold

    mork 'n mindy - windy

    dolly dimple - simple

    jekyll (as in jekyll & hyde) - snide as in fake/plastic goods


    could go on all night
     
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  17. BCR

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    Baltic, like that one a lot. " Pure baltic, I cannae feel my peas!" Again, get a lot of the Scottish ones, lol.
     
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    Cockney rhyming slang:

    Whistle and flute = suit
    Apples and pears = stairs
    Boat race = face
    Kettle (kettle and hob = fob) = watch ("New kettle there, mate?")
    Adam and Eve = believe ("Can you Adam and Eve it?")
    Trouble and strife = wife
    Butcher's (butcher's hook) = look ("Give us a butcher's!")
    Barnet (Barnet fair) = Hair ("Look at the Barnet on that!")
    Ruby (Ruby Murray) = curry ("Nah, I'm just going for a Ruby.")

    Love it! <ok> Apparently started by east end London criminals, so they could talk without undercover cops or snitches understanding what they were saying.
     
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  19. BCR

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    Good stuff, I 'll give you some redneck slang.

    Mayonaise: " I walked outside and mayonaise a lot of clouds!"

    Eurpean: " Was out at the bar and when I went for a piss I had to tell the guy next to me, European on my boots"

    Jeet: " Jeet yet?"
     
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  20. BCR

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    Also trying to think of phrases we use that don't mean the same over there.

    For example, a team ties the game or draws the game?
     
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