Liverpool

I'll do that when Phil Thompson stops making up absolute bollocks in a desperate attempt to get TV attention.

 

Seeing as Arsenal and United have the two largest grounds in the league is it a surprise? Obviously it is if your a brain dead Geordie.

What was your average attendance in the championship last season? You lot are just glory hunters, fair weather fans who support when it suits.

 

Why do Liverpool fans find the need to come over to our board every week and spout **** on it?

 

42,000, which was still one of the highest in the country and we were in the league below. Hardly fair weather fans are we.

 

Doh.... Because you lot keep starting threads that are related to Liverpool.

Pull yourself together for **** sake.

 

This is the first thread I've seen in a while about you lot

Anyway, Lucas over Tiote thread mate? You pull yourself together you ****.

 

Torres has scored a goal! Didn't you see it? He's setting the world alight!

If you're including Bassong & Given in list of players sold, we can probably include Xabi Alonso & Mascherano - two players I'm pretty sure you lot wanted to keep.

Not that I started the whole 'youre a feeder team and we're not' discussion, and I've been too lazy to read it before commenting so dont really know what to say. I'm sure you can understand Newcastle fans getting fed up of Kenny & Liverpool after constantly being linked with our players. Jose, Barton, you got Carroll. Along with your chief scout Comoli pretty much follows ours* around Europe and youre linked with all the players we are after.



*or so it seems.

 

You should grab what u can you dirty geordie bastards!

 

We haven't won anything in 50 odd years so most of our support is from local areas around Newcastle. Yet your (so called) mighty club have won things, which means you are likely to have a broader fan base (ie. child glory supporters not from Liverpool who grew up supporting you through winning times).

In conclusion if we have such a small fan base compared to your (so called) massive one, how come our attendances are higher than yours. Also we had bigger attendances in the Championship than you did in the Premiership.

 

Glory hunters?! We've won **** all in years - how can we be glory hunters supporting Newcastle?!

Plus our attendance was still over 40,000 in the Championship.

 

Well done, you can change quotes so it looks like i am saying stuff im actually not.

****ing ******

 

44k average! That's only a 5k shorter than our usual 48-50k average attendances.

And i'm pretty sure it had something to do with the prices. Ashley was still charging near 500 quid for season tickets even in the ****ing CCC. Ridiculous.

 

He's not a mod so he can't change your quotes. However, maybe the mods think you're talking such verbal cack that changing them is 110% necessary

 

I dont know how you do it Tash, every single ****ing article you create - regardless of the topic, gets so many comments.

My last one got three.

 

Probs because they're on such controversial topics mate, or i just get wummed alot lol

 

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i keep throwing this one back but keep catching him

 

Sit down, Pinocchio!

Everyone knows what's gonna happen with 'Puddle.
1) They'll finish this season 6th and will be all excited for next year.
2) A few non-entity signings as the American will notice the ****ing massive debts there.
3) The fans will talk about it being 'our year'.
4) The 'Kinny' factor wears off and the players again realise they're actually quite **** (step forward Lucas Leiva, Raul Meireles and Maxi in particular).
5) January comes around and Reina leaves (Scouser? Is he ****!) to Chelsea and is replaced by Kirkland.
6) The season continues to drip by for 'Puddle fans.
7) Finish the season in 11th.
8) Gerrard leaves along with Suarez. Carragher comes out and says he'll stay as he thinks he has developed a very good on-the-pitch relationship with Carroll ("Carragher plays it up Carroll, and it headed onto the keeper" get used to hearing it (I assume you actually own televisions in Liverpool? You know them scary boxes with da little people insides dat move))
9) That's right it's Liverpool's year again....

 

You literally could not have attempted a worse put down! We finished 4th behind Manure, L'Arse and City! We had over 1m fans come through our gates, we broke every attendance record in the Championship and showed up the rest of the Premiership with our loyalty! Fair weather fans? **** off!

 

2) A few non-entity signings as the American will notice the ****ing massive debts there.

What debts would they be? The ones that have been paid off you mean? You Newcastle lot are like the Scots, grumble at everyone else because of your own predicament. Why not just focus on Newcastle rather that constantly creating articles about us?