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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011.

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Which of these players would you have?

Poll closed Jan 23, 2014.

  1. Ngog

    2 vote(s)
    3.7%

  2. Joe Cole

    4 vote(s)
    7.4%

  3. Konchesky

    2 vote(s)
    3.7%

  4. Kenny can **** off

    46 vote(s)
    85.2%
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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    Boner!
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011
  2. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> funny as **** you wouldn't know whether to fight it or **** it <laugh>


    besides not very nice to insult his sister/mother/wife like that
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Apr 29, 2011
  3. Voluptuous Vuckic

    Voluptuous Vuckic Active Member

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    Isn't she abit short for you Tash !!!
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Apr 29, 2011
  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    She's got the tits and the arse though!!
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011
  5. The Secret Ingredient

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    surprised she isn't fighting that pigeon in the back ground for that scrap of bread
     
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  6. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    <laugh> I think thats an understatement.
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Apr 29, 2011
  7. Sir Bobby

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    Coming from Chelsea's feeder club! Benayoun, Torres in exchange for Joe Cole!? Haha! Delusions of grandeur is thinking your the biggest club in the world despite not having a sustained period of winning trophies since the 80s....
     
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  8. Lucaaas

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/24...verpool-land-Premier-League-beauty-crown.html

    1. Liverpool
    2. Fulham
    3. Tottenham Hotspur
    4. Sunderland
    5. Chelsea
    6. Newcastle United
    7. Arsenal
    8. Bolton Wanderers
    9. West Ham United
    10. Manchester United
    11. Derby County
    12. Middlesborough
    13. Manchester City
    14. Birmingham City
    15. Aston Villa
    16. Everton
    17. Wigan Athletic
    18. Blackburn Rovers
    19. Reading
    20. Portsmouth

    Oh, the irony.
     
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    Lucaaas, Apr 29, 2011
  9. Heavy Metal Toon

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    That's funny because when i went down to Liverpool, all i found were ****ing mutated pieces of ****, but i guess if that's what people go for then you're a ****ing sexy city indeed.
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011
  10. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    why doesn't someone puke on the pool board they might **** of seen's there'll be a scouse take-away waiting
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Apr 29, 2011

  11. Voluptuous Vuckic

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  12. Heavy Metal Toon

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    lol
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011
  13. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    You are a Scouser,
    An ugly Scouser,
    You're only happy,
    On Giro day,
    Your dad's out stealing,
    Your mum's drug dealing,
    So please don't take my hubcaps away.     ​
     
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    Voluptuous Vuckic, Apr 29, 2011
  14. Molby...The Pass Master

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    You Geordie's are thick as ****. Little club, little supporter base.

    If it wasn't for Ashley you'd be doing a Darlington. What do you thick twats do, try and drive him out. Well done you tools.

    Remind us all when's the last time Newcastle actually achieved anything of note? Other than seeing aload of inbreeds protesting outside the ground.

    Enrique coming to Liverpool, if he's got ambition wants to play for a far bigger club. If he wants nothing to show for his career stay at Newcastle United.
     
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    Molby...The Pass Master, Apr 29, 2011
  15. Lucaaas

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    I'll be honest and say, I really don't think Cheryl (if that's who it is) is a regular at St James' Park.

    Yes, Tash, I'm sure you managed to find your way down to Liverpool.
     
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    Lucaaas, Apr 29, 2011
  16. Sir Bobby

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    I'm not denying we MAY become a feeder club - this summer is massive for us in that respect. We'll either become one or show our intentions. It'll be interesting to see what happens either way. However, you are most certainly a feeder club to the Big Four. We merely had a player sold (clearly against his wishes) as you were deluded enough to spend £35+ million on him!
     
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  17. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Srsly shut the **** up bitch
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011
  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    You come across like a very intelligent man.

    Inbred?
     
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    Skylarker, Apr 29, 2011
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    To be fair to scouse women they are some top totty. Bet their Everton fans though <laugh>
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Apr 29, 2011
  20. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Well when we were all lining up to shag your mother, we looked through the window and caught her shagging your dad/uncle
     
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    Heavy Metal Toon, Apr 29, 2011
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