The right royal wedding offical thread

I thought if you cant beat them, lets join them.

All jokes, quips, amusing stories and insults please to pass away the day.

 

I'm looking out for the queens arrival, ****ing Shearer, knew he would find a way to get in.

 

peolpe have camped out for two nights to see the wedding,

they're gonna feel like twats, when they realise it's on tele..

 

the missus just said "we'd better get plenty of tissues for the royal wedding",

i thought yeah, you never know her tit might pop out or something..

 

Nice to know two kids from County Durham pitman stock are getting hitched. Kate as we've heard comes from Hetton-le-Hole folk (does she know the le means "on the"? Bet Wills does, lucky so and so.) While Wills of course is descended from old George Bowes. Not much mention of the Royals connection to the working classes and environmentally unfriendly coal mining.

 

Wonder if chris2011 is there? did he get an invite?

 

The whole thing is utter bollocks

 

reckon a lot of you lads have either ****ed off to b n q or are watching it.

missus, thumb, under springs to mind,

unless your waiting for a jfk moment????????????

 

As I saw her walking up the aisle I thought

F*ck me that tesco shop assitant looks sexy

 

Noticed Kate wasnt wearing her seatbelt on the way to the abbey.

You think she would have known better after what happened to her mother in law

 

I dont care what you all think, I believe that this is the most beautiful, incredible television event in recent memory.

Thor v Cedric Slammer on Robot Wars Extreme

 

****ing thing goes on longer than a dfs sale....

hear the queen told her wills will catch her up later for the honeymoon,

in paris and george micheal is driving

 

I'm still crying,

 

just hope kate's favorite band isn't radiohead....

 

How much is the taxpayer forking out for this load of unadulterated ****?

 

see kate grinning like the kat that got the cream....

later kate, you won't be smiling, when you get the cream.

 

cost = 32 million i believe, but local economy boost and merchandising sales = 700million

Profit = **** loads and money used from your ( pay mine in france) taxes = zero


wasnt interested in the wedding myself, but all this "how much of my tax money is being spent" is utter crap.

 

On a serious not. I enjoyed it. Love them or hate them is not the point, the tradition and style we Brits do things is.

 

Good thread Syd. I am not big on the Royal family personally but each to their own eh. Glad the country has had the time off & a reason to celebrate for once. I do think that William comes across as a sound lad so best wishes to them both.