Burd in the office - I bring sad news

I've posted previously on the burd in our office with the massive hooters and it saddens me to have to inform you that she has left the employment of our company. Didn't even get to have a sneaky peek down the top or a casual elbow nudge of the tit before she went. First I got to hear about her leaving was this morning and she fecked off last week! Didn't even have a leaving bash, just snuck out without a word to the rest of us letchers. She only told the boss who was asked to keep it below radar.

Still, we now have an opportunity to bring in some fresh faced young talent. I am trying to wrangle myself onto the interview panel but not looking hopeful. I can only keep my fingers crossed that human resources pick some decent looking fanny and not stick to our equal opportunity policy and bring in a 50yr old bloke in a wheelchair.

So long Chesty, we'll meet again <storedinthewankbankmemory>

 

Sounds to me like she left in a hurry because some old lech in the office was perving over here.

 

Over where? Edinburgh?

 

ST's pervert admission

 

Our thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

 

Did your office only have one bit of fanny in it?

I work in the call centre three days out of five and it's ****ing knee-deep, man.

I couldn't go back to working in a muffless office again.

 

Have a **** in the toilet in her memory.

 

Still not as bad as his 'There's nothing I love more than a good play with the wife' admission

 

"Hi sir, you're through to dogs trust, what loveable pooch would you like to sponsor?"

 

I've never denied being a pervert

 

Sadly our office is bereft of decent fanny. As a result of positive discrimination there isn't a decent looking bit of totty to be had.

Big Tits wasn't a looker either, just as well she had a great set of Frups or else she would easily have fallen into the Munter category. Plus she had a hairy back.

I have to satisfy myself with using any excuse to go to our branch office which is full to the gills with minge. All the admin staff are lookers but sadly none of them have applied to join our section. No idea why.