That's whit my da called people he considered to be idiots. "Get tae ****, ya balloon" Dunno if it's a Central Scotland thing of if it's used anywhere else like that.
Central Belters always claim to have made up sayings, sign of insecurity. "Balloon" is used everywhere.
Have you minkers discovered soap and personal hygiene before you die prematurely through malnutrition in your early 50's??
That's the worst abortion of an attempt at a north east accent I have ever had the misfortune of reading. Stick to peeling tatties and knocking up some poor innocent unfortunate copper.
Felix Baumgartner thought he had set a world record yesterday but Guinness Book of World Records confirmed that Parkhead is still the biggest dive.