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Royal Wedding jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE, Apr 29, 2011.

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  1. -toon-fan-pete-

    -toon-fan-pete- Member

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    just got a text from my sister, saying this...

    "i think i just huffed mam, i sad to her its **** and she said its a nice bit of history..... thats why people are watching it........"

    i sent one back saying " how you huffed her then?"

    she replied "i told no they are watching it to see if anyone blows them up"
     
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    -toon-fan-pete-, Apr 29, 2011
  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    They've been arresting people to make sure nothing goes wrong, 26 last time i checked?

    Drink-driving and paparazzis are our only hope...
     
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    Toby, Apr 29, 2011
  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    That's already 4 times more than the last OF game. Ban these arse-licking thugs from our streets.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Apr 29, 2011
  4. Zinc Alloy

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    Kate phones the Queen and asks her advise on how to have a long and happy marriage. Queen replies 'wear a seatbelt and don't **** me off.'
     
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    Zinc Alloy, Apr 29, 2011
  5. -toon-fan-pete-

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    harry and kates sister join wiiliam and kate in a orgy named....

    ****ingham in buckingham
     
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    -toon-fan-pete-, Apr 29, 2011
  6. DHCanary

    DHCanary Very Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Maybe not a joke, but...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    DHCanary, Apr 29, 2011

  7. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    you're not my type
     
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    RebelBhoy, Apr 30, 2011
  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    RebelBhoy may have weird religious views but he's not a window licker like some of the amazing posters on here cough*stopme*cough...

    Some people deserve more grief <ok>
     
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    Toby, Apr 30, 2011
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