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If I'm reading it right treble T was removed from Syds site for complaining about a thread?

Like drawing teeth this like.

 

Oh.

That's it?

FFS, I thought some **** had raped a cow or summat equally inane.

 

Cows aren't inane they are bovine.

 

I stand corrected good sir, .

 

I think it's Bovinae

 

I think cows are not inane too, more inept.

Still, who gives a ****?

They're great when on the T-bone.

I love cows me. Especially dead ones.

Although I prefer dead pigs.

 

A bit hard to fit a live one into the oven I'd say

 

What. Cows or pigs?
Cows kick you know but unlike horses, cows kick forwards.
And as for pigs, well, they can devour a human body, including teeth & bones in minutes.
So yes, they are better off dead before you put them in the oven.
Apart from which, it would be cruel to do otherwise.

 

I had a good reply but I'm NOT going there. You'll know what it was lol

Apple sauce onto the Pork....yummy.

Have you ever had Cow or Pig cooked in the ground?

 

A Mouri oven, aye man, had that with pork like.

 

WTF is a "Mouri oven"

 

, I thought that's what you meant ya dafty, lol.
The ****ers dig a hole in the ground, line it with stones, stick the ****ing meat in, light a fire, fill it with water & it steams like billio.

Therefor, cooking the meat to ****, .

 

A Māori oven in the ground is called a Hangi, pronounced Hung E.
I knew what you meant BTW. Just pissing with ya.

 

My bad, .

 

Not quite. They might be native but they’re not naive to put water in like a friggen Crocpot lol

You dig a fairly large hole. 2.5m round by about 1.5 deep. Start a fire with logs & let burn down to charcoal. Place lots of heating stones (rocks) on top & wait to to heat up. All the food is wrapped in cloth & placed into baskets. Originally they used flax which is a native bush. Thesedays for baskets many are known to use shopping trolleys (metal ones) from Pack'n'Slave lol (Tesco). Then cover the entire lot with cloth sacking (blankets), then dirt to above ground level. Takes about 8/10 hours, the longer the tastier. You should try it some time.

FYI http://www.genuinemaoricuisine.com/Folders/Hangi.html

 

To clarify, there was an image made by CyprusSyd to get a cheap shot in at Newcastle, which included Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter, and I found it in horrible taste and asked for my account to be permanently removed. That is something I take great offence to. That's all.

 

Are you Billy the alcholic

 

Cheers

 

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That will be the question that will be answered by this time tomorrow..