"LUST forced Jimmy Saville to do it!!" screamed the latest critic. "It's LUST's job to prove it wasn't them!".
Dean windass vents his spleen, when he discovers the LUST agm, was not quite the porn fest he was expecting.
I knew there would be at least one FAT BASTARD on the stage. If there were two of you of similar proportions it must be a stage the size of the London Palladium.
David Cameron and Obama are just 2 celebs protesting against elland and his overactive thread deletion