Pixie Lott

you plan on locking her in the kitchen and not letting her out until its spotless?

 

These hands weren't made for domestic chores.

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Those hands were crafted for demon whores?

 

Are you calling me a whore?

 

no tina, but those hands were?

 

Ah, sorry for jumping to conclusions. It's just what I'm used with.

Any chance of you composing another of your spectacular poems?

 

He can't under pressure tina. He needs his usual surroundings of a darkened out room reeking of pish to get his inspiration

 

All the guys on here say I'm washed out and not clever,
But when was the last time they wrote you a good poem? Never!
They bitch and they moan, the say they can make you groan,
make an arse of themselves and just wither!

But see me Tina I'm different, I don't act like all of those guys,
see I don't act like a right ****, i won't give you ****ey patter and lies,
Tina my love, me and you fit like a glove,
I think you're the one for me,
You were sent from above, so give those guys the shove,
And remain in my pocket the rohypnol shall be!

My Tina!

 

That was ****e bollo. Your more than a **** than dougie, and thats saying something.

 

How dare you ML how dare you!!!!!

More of a **** than Dougie?!?!?! More of a **** that that fanny fart of a man (no offence Dougie )

 

I watched full metal jacket the other night and immediately thought of dougie

"it looks like the best part of you slid down your mammas ass crack and ended up as a brown stain on the sheets"

 

I've not seen that film in donkey's. I'll need to dig that film out

 

i doont know if i should be worried or flattered that your think about me so much <barrowman>

 

Be afraid Dougie, be very afraid <barrowman69>

 

<barrowmanbollosandwich>

 

yum yum

 

Bravo! Your verses should be on greetings cards. A niche market though. Brilliant!

 

Thank you Tina. After I read that Laudy's comments I was rather hurt but I dusted myself down. I then realised "Bollo, what are you so upset for? That wasn't written for Laudy, it was for the one and only person I care for on here. Tina"!

 

I've no money to help you out with your impending legal fees/ fine, you do know that? Well I do, but you'd have to earn it.