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Derby Day Caption Competition- 1

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 14, 2012.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The prize is a huge slice of REP.
     
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    ' your breath stinks of cheesey chips'
     
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    Raylor "gunna miss you so much"

    Richardson "shut up and kiss me"
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    oooh... i can smell your man sex...
     
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  5. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    KR: Jeez Ryan. Even at the point of orgasm you still look unhappy.
     
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    KR - I've heard about your unreasonably small mouth and just thought I'd take a closer look
     
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    RT "I've always wanted this top, get it off"
     
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    RT: Keiron man I've told you before my free kick was miles better.

    KR: Nee Way man I sent the keeper the wronga way and everything.
     
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    I'm the ****test full back

    No, I'm the ****test full back
     
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    pmsl
     
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    RT .....You blinked first.
    KR..... no l feckin didn't
    RT ..... Oh, you're such a cheat
    KR....... I ain't playin this no more, mam, he's cheatin!!
     
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    Raylor: "These guys don't just want to win, you know. They want to bury you, they want to humiliate you... again"

    Roco: *confused and brain damaged look* "Adrriiiiiaaaaaaaaaannnnnn..."
     
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    Tonight On Strictly Come Dancing BBC Cutbacks Have Necessitated Some Unorthodox Pairings...
     
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    RT Jeez ok I'll give you some mouthwash.
     
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    Why has Raylor got two hands growing out of his right wrist?
     
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    he lives near middlesborough
     
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    Or Fukushima...
     
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    F#ck the sh1t out of me you cnut!
     
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    RT. What is Titus Bramble better at than raping women?

    KR. No idea, being **** at football?

    RT. No, getting away with it
     
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    Why is there a premier league logo below Ryan's chin, a BENT shirt somewhere there as well and a half-shaven Newcastle player of which so far identity has been unknown between them?
     
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