Christ. Lewis is struggling to keep his car in a straight line. What on earth is going on McLaren? You have James Bond swanky look about themselves yet can still go about your business in Austin Powers style.
I noticed he already has a lot of graining on his front right. The mclaren is a tyre eating machine. nom nom nom
I've never liked Vettel, some thing about him just makes me think he's an arrogant p***k. Hamilton has shown his true colours as well by going to Mercedes, just another money grabber who doesn't care about winning any more, can tell he's not serious about racing when you choose to be managed by someone who managed the Spice Girls and join a team that is laughable. Seems next year I'm not gonna have a favourite driver at Mclaren ever since I started watching Formula 1, guess I'll cheer on Button and Perez equally.
The bloody artificial grass is tearing itself apart. Who the hell designed this circuit? Neil Buchanan? Actually, sorry Neil. You could design a far more exciting race track out of papier mache and PVA glue than the dunderheads of Tilke and co. This is an Art Attack. THIS is an Art Attack. THIS IS ART ATTACK!!! *KLAXON!* *KLAXON!* *PHIL COLLINS DRUM BEAT*
This is an increasingly common and increasingly wrong attitude about Hamilton's move to Mercedes. At Mercedes he'll have full works support, Ross Brawn, almost definitely be no. 1 in the team... I don't like the guy but it is ridiculous to boil the move down to just money.
Bloody hell! Lewis has been given the Alan Titchmarsh treatment! What a ****ing shambles this race is!
Honestly this race is a farce. Mercedes you coukd not be more horrible. Hamilton getting desperate now. Ohhhh dearrr carpet on the Mclaren. I feel sorry for Ham fans.
'Race' really would be a generous description of this procession. Hulk has provided the only bright point.
Is that gangnam style waving the check flag? ****ing hell. It is. I was joking at first. Sums up this race perfectly.
