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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. kph103

    kph103 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    He doesn't really read the banter thread so if he posts on here then it'll be me <ok>

    Btw - don't you dare make stories up or otherwise I'll take your cape off ya!
     
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  2. BCR

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    What's his hair like?

    :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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  3. suarezlfc

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    Silvestre Varela?
    And their most recent striker is Helder Postiga.
     
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  4. kph103

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    You do realise that this is me (joe allen/Ben) and not my dad <laugh>

    Btw he won't take the piss outta my hair cause he has none, sorta like Zingy :D
     
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  5. BCR

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    I do, but wondering if you get our long locks from the old man. <ok>
     
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  6. BCR

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    I meant their last prolific top qualty striker. <laugh>
     
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  7. BCR

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    Nice dive that by Ronaldo, then some sort of hand motion after, probably thinking the ref is payed. Or probably knows your tricks.
     
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  8. BCR

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    Followed by the Russian that came on, barely touched and just went over. Hate that ****.
     
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  9. Rorschach

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    i know he's just scored but Welbeck is shyte...
     
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  10. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    Top player <ok>
     
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  11. Rorschach

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    **** knows what he's doing at a top club, his first touch is rubbish! the ball just bounces off him, his second touch is a tackle. not good enough for england, **** knows what he's doing at utd...
     
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  12. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    I like him, not going to pretend hes a world beater but hes young has potential and as Manchester United fan obviously want to see him playing as much as possible, the only way to improve!
     
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  13. Rorschach

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    ok perhaps he's young with loads of potential but he should be no where near the england team...or are we that short of players?

    i'm not having a go cos he's a utd player but at the moment he's well short of international class...
     
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  14. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    We have very few players capable of competing with the other top international teams!
     
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  15. Rorschach

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    Wellbeck man of the match...shows what i know <doh>



























    <laugh>
     
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  16. Style

    Style 'where is the love'

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    No football on a saturday is just not right.
     
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  17. UnitedinRed

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    Very little as it goes. <laugh>
     
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  18. Sweats

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    I'm going for a walk over the Malvern hills <ok>
     
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  19. Rorschach

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    wellbeck could be the next andy cole...totally **** control but the ball hits his arse and goes in...<laugh>
     
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  20. UnitedinRed

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    If he does half as well as Cole for United then I wont be complaining. Cole still only behind Shearer in the PL goalscoring charts?
     
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