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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Farmers. Emma Freuds. Grapes. Anyone ever had them? I am genetically predisposed to get them. Just my luck, cheers Dad!
     
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    GroveRanger, Oct 12, 2012
  2. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Stop sitting on the floor when it's cold.
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    They're not too bad until they reach their "limit" and burst. Then you have to walk about with tissue up your ass and the paranoia that there's a big blood spot on the back of your jeans.

    Apart from that, they're pretty good fun to play with.

    Enjoy.
     
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    SleepySpecialK, Oct 12, 2012
  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh>FFS!
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>'
     
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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Curiously, I've just pushed some Sigmunds back up in the last few minutes.

    It wisnae fun.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 12, 2012
  7. Alf Hooker

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    I've had Jim Rockfords, ****ing painful i tell thee<wah>
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never had them. Makes me wonder what all you durty ****ers get up to.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2012
  9. Tina_old

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    Went to college with a girl who got hers removed. Involves a small elastic band being wrapped around them and left 'til they fall off.

    I hear they're nice with warm milk.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You know, you could have used "till" instead of showing off with yer apostrophe.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2012

  11. Tina_old

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    Ram it.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yessir. Ramming it, now.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2012
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It's actually until, not till.

    Kids today <doh>
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Till" is not a shortened form of "until" but is in fact a word in it's own right. They are, however, largely interchangeable.

    Wallopers today <doh>

    <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2012
  15. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I first got them after a bout of food poisoning, only a mild case though, not enough to go bothering a doctor about.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And did they cure your food poisoning? How did they taste? Did you chew them, or swallow whole with some water?
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2012
  17. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You're right, never knew that.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Eating piles would have been preferable to the dodgy bit of crispy fried chicken which made me really ill for a week and gave me a bad arse for 6 months.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Never had food poisoning. While married the missus had food poisoning several times home and abroad and I never have despite eating/sharing the same food. She had gastro-entiritis(sp) at least 3 times that I can remember.

    Iron clad stomach I got :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Oct 12, 2012
  20. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I've had salmonella. Fuking awful, turns your shit bright yellow and green too.

    Re the Jeremy Kyles, I had them a couple of times when I was in my late teens but never since. Probably coincides with me stopping going to the Gay Village :bandit:
     
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