England win Scotland and Wales draw Northen Ireland get consumed by the overriding power of the fourth reich. There'll be yet another series of Spongebob Squarepants I have to watch in the morning. Two more gay twats will get a series on BBC three. I'll get sacked. There will be another 7 billion accusations about Jimmy Saville including one from me (might as well join the bandwagon!) I'll become gay. The number of cycling fans will drop from 900 million to 103 following the close of the olympics and Lance Armstrongs wrongdoings. I'll meet a nice boy and get offered a series long deal on BBC Three. Alex Salmond will get his way on a referendum. I'll have a spat with my new boyfriend. Alex Salmond will explode following a "No" vote in the referendum My boyfriend wants the cat. Alex Salmond's double chin blocks out the sun and cures global warning. You can have the ****ing cat you twat, I thought you loved me. North Korea manage to send a missle more than 3 ft. **** you, you're messy and your personal hygiene takes a lot to be desired. have the cat you queen. It'll all work itself out in the end I'm sure.
Cats feel much better on your cock that dogs do. Dog hair is very rough. Cat's also massage your nipples when they sit on you, dogs just slabber. I prefer dogs too though. Cats are ****s.
I don't get on here as much these days. Too busy at work. Gonna get even busier helping with the Yes campaign over the next couple of years. Tina still tries to lure me by PMing me pictures of her tits but I'm not one to be lured these days.
Come on Tina, give the guy a chance. Don't you know he works in politics? I'm sure he could look after you AND your pussy.
They make an amazing sound when you drop kick them over 12 foot high security gates. So I've been told.
I prefer to put them in a fish tank and watch the battle. The fish usually win in the end. Just remember to keep the tank lid very secure as the cat will try to get out.
I was told rodents, and hamsters in particular, are amazing escape artists. Oh, yeah? Hamster, meet Tupperware. Schroedinger's Cat can **** off. Gambol's Hamster actually proves something.
Me ma's two cats have taken to sleeping on my bed, one either side of me, pinning me down so I can't move. I hope Germany beat Ireland as I've got them in an accumulator along with Spain, Italy, England, Holland, Sweden and Czechs. Combined odds about 3-2.
