No not the Royal Wedding, but the news that 'I Sit Next To A Badger' has announced that he is having a bath! In a statement made to Look North earlier this evening, Badger said "Am sick of all those Sunlan fans callin me and me marras durty, smelly Skunks, so a thowt ad de summit aboot it like". However, Badgers hopes that his example would lead to many of the other unwashed following has example were somewhat dashed when fellow supporters, Ninja Troll and Bartons Tash, made a joint statement saying " We divent naa wat Badgers problem is like; being durty and smelly is what sets us apart from those doon the road like". So the big question is, without the backing of his fellow skunks, will 'I Sit Next To A Badger' still take the plunge?
God save our gracious Toon, Long live our noble Toon, God save the Toon: Send us victious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over you: God save the Toon...
Even if that was the case, which it isn't, we'd be gypsies, tramps and thieves who wash. Unlike you dirty ****ers.
That makes no sense whatsoever. Thank you for showing yourself to be as illiterate as you are incestuously inbred. Bravo.
For decades they have been cleaning up the Tyne, and to a great extent have done a good job, so why let the great unwashed carry out their ablutions and screw everything up, why do you think the Black Middens are on the north side of the Tyne.
Gracious? noble? Definately not two words that I would associate with the barcodes. Deluded? Unhygenic? Yes, that's more like it!
Unlike some of your fellow fans who are full of **** You're forgiven this time mate have a good weekend
News Headlines I Sit Next To A Badger has just announced that he actually went through with the dirty deed and wants to assure his fellow Skunks that mud is definitely thicker than water, but not quite as thick as Sombrero (only kidding marra). He stated that he enjoyed his bath so much that he promises to have another one if and when Prince Harry gets married...
