Not of Man Utd tendencies, but I'd punch god (if he/she/it/whatever-the-feck-those-metrosexual-X-factor-contestants-are exists to take the blow, of course)...
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Good. I would like to punch, for one day only, my good friend playing partner at golf this morning who, incorrectly, called me for breach of rule 13-2 on the second hole and incurred me a two shot penalty. I stewed for two more hours untill we nearly came to blows on the 12th tee before shaking and leaving it there. Very close inspection of the R&A rules of golf shows I was right but he has runied my ****ing weekend. Today, I would like to punch him squarely on his nose, the Welsh ****. (racist!!!)
Ruff I'd like to punch my mrs today. How dare she get ****ty with me for refusing to leave my house today..
Hey Ruff i improved my lie last night on our lass and i got afew extra strokes, but they were not a penalty
Yeah, 13-2 is indeed that rule. What happened was a leaf fell off a tree at my address. In the middle of ****ing autumn! Not really improving anything, it's fair to say it got heated. Congratulations on sorting your wife out, I have banned anything of that sort in my house until i have my nuts cracked!
today i'd quite like to punch myself.. got so ruined friday night i still feel ****. One day i hope to grow up and act my age.
But true I wouldn't like to punch anyone. However I would like to knock out four or five members on the Liverpool board with one super spinning roundhouse kick ( Chuck Norris style )
Just the usual suspects Red. Pretty much ruining the forum at the minute with the constant conspiracies - it's just boring as **** to be honest
Glory hunters turned to attention seekers because of bitterness and disappointment. The current shambles that is Liverpool is not what they envisaged when they jumped on the bandwagon.
The way to find out is to look at the posters who are posting the shot conspiracy, anti United and Stoke hurt my feelings threads. Beyond that look for the ones who go mental when someone posts something that doesnt toe there deluded line. I have a feeling Zingy has been wumming them himself aswell, bluff gave me rep for a comment about one the other day so I know he sees it too. Obviously you get pissed off as you tell a few of them to **** off. Oh and that guy who always brings the Suarez/Evra thing up.
Donga!! The man is obssessed. How on earth is he not in the current tedious Suarez thread going mental? He must be on holiday or something. Best comment in there is from NOF and I agree competely. I know the twats in the United side and just see them as that, twats. My allegience is to the club, not the idiot players. Liverpool fans (sorry to generalise Red) just defend the players to the hilt, regardless of what they are like. I can honestly, hand on heart, say I would loathe Suarez even if he was a United player as he is clearly a ****ing odious ****.