Kate Middleton asked the Queen "What is the secret to a successful marriage?" to which the Queen replied "Always wear your seat belt and never piss me off!"
I don't give a **** about the Royals, and think we should have a head of state who got there on merit. On the other hand, they seriously piss off the Tims so I'm conflicted. The people who really get my goat are the fawning toadies in the media, and those cretins they interview in the street who seem tremendously excited by the whole thing. The biggest dicks of all are those people who fly in from abroad, and camp out overnight just to get a fleeting glimpse of a couple of toffs whizzing past in a coach. What's wrong with these people?