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More Saville Scandals

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Not sure what the point in removing his gravestone was. He's dead. He can't care anymore.

    There's a cement mixer in my street with the words Jim'll Mix It emblazoned down the side in 3 foot high letters.
    Bet the bloke who owns it's regretting that ****ty pun now.

    He left £4.3m when he died and most of it (£3.6m) went to his charity.
    Guess it's still up for grabs.
     
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  2. LEROY FER 10

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    Andy peters and Phil schofield used to bum each other and **** off children too..... Sob sob, lucky completion winner my arse
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    The more I contemplate this the more I am drawn to the conclusion that the most evil man in the world is Keith Chegwin.
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

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    The only person Jimmy Savile fixed it for was himself.

    You can now buy a Jimmy Savile retro track-suit. The top is adult size but the bottoms are girl's size for 14 year olds. They take some squeezing into apparently.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

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    i bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.
     
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    Dorty - Alan Pardew said the new sponsorship deal at Newcastle ll have no impact on the playing staff. They're still going to work hard - in fact they'll all give 4716%
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

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    :laugh:

    What a bizarre name, Wonga. According to my Collins dictionary wonga possibly comes from the Romany word for coal, wongar.

    It should suit us fine, there's loads of coal in Newcastle and we all love a pay day loan up here.
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Are your Muslim players not going to wear strips with the logo on it Dorty?
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Don't think it will be a problem, Ciaran.
    We've got four Muslim players, how quickly football changes. I can remember when we signed our first black player. Football's all about wonga now.
     
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  10. Ciaran

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    I read somewhere that it's against Islam due to them being money lenders and they can't wear them <confused>
     
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    We've had virgin money on our shirts for the past year but i don't think that caused many problems, Ciaran.
    Mind, it was the British Council of Muslims who are advocating the players dont't wear the logo. **** 'em and **** their religion.
     
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  12. Ciaran

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    We have a new member lurkig <laugh>. -jimmy savile's teenage fan club
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

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    :laugh:

    On Jimmy Savile's head stone........vini vidi vini......I came, I saw and then I came again.
     
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    I heard that too but surely it can't be the first time what with al the banks, beer companies and bookies who sponsor footie teams. One of them must have had a Muslim player somewhere down the line.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Freddie Kanoute once refused to play for some team because of some logo that was deemed anti-Sharia law or whatever.

    The nutter.
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

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    The more that comes out about Jimmy Savile, the more you realise why he was always pictured smoking a cigar :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    I refused to wear a shirt with Orange as sponsor<whistle>
     
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    :laugh:

    Can't see Tiote being too upset about wearing the wonga logo. I mean, like, anyone who sports his haircut must be fairly thick-skinned.
     
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  19. GroveRanger

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    The problem with Wonga is that sooner or later there will be a photo of a black player wearing it with the shirt ruffled in such a way as it reads Wog. Guaranteed all over the internet as soon as it is snapped. John Terry has put in a transfer request to Newcastle..........
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    We've got a (supposedly) devout muslim player in our midfield.

    Not once has anyone mentioned him (or any other muslim that played for Celtic or Rangers) having an issue with a strip with a brewery's name plastered across it.
     
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