Just the two of us ..... (and BCFC and iluvdelia)

Not quite Northern Soul but near enough

[video=youtube;jEy6MGu3bIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEy6MGu3bIA[/video]

 

Absolutely 10 out of 10 for that HP funny as **** it reminds me of the Austin powers film and Dr evil little mate so come on HP don`t leave it there let's have some more

 

You seen this one?

[video=youtube;NlE0gaG1KtM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlE0gaG1KtM[/video]

 

Just great HP the good old days and night at the old Springfield Park on a Cowd Neet wi meyt and perater pie int hand and nealy cowd brew.
Funny to see Jimmy Bullard who this week as announced is retirement from Football

 

I'm a Johnny come lately I'm afraid STands, I only moved to Wigan ten years ago (in fact, ten years ago on Monday to the day), so I never went to Springfield. Wherever I've lived I've gone to the football and I thought Wigan were ideal - third division club with ambition and good supporters. I didn't really want anything to do with the PL! My first game was a home defeat to Blackburn in the LC. I've got a little boy and he was three at the time - so I wanted to raise him supporting his local team. Bugger me, we saw two promotions in three years. Then eight seasons of the PL.

Talking of Jimmy B someone posted this at TNS - funny as

[video=youtube;wIB7dCl51Z8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIB7dCl51Z8[/video]

 

[video=youtube;HMDin8UlYYU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMDin8UlYYU[/video]This is one of my favourite clips of Bullard

 

How do turn a duck into a soul singer?

Make it stand out in the sun till it's bill withers!

Getting coat!

 

I woud'nt worry about that HP it was bloody freezing sometimes and red hot in the summer at the old ground.But lets face it realy its not were you live but who you follow .

 

Your just quackers iluvdelia.

 

Love that Bullard clip BCFC.

I feel under pressure to find something funny to rival Delia's contribution.

I'll have a hunt..

 

I had a hunt, while I was out looking for some camouflage trousers. Guess what?

 

Mummy Mummy, there's a man at the door with a bill!
No there's not dear it's just a duck with a hat on!

 

we waited a week for that??



A couple go to a Chinese restaurant and order chop suey. The waiter brings out a pot with a lid but the couple don't get around to eating, because every so often the lid lifts up a tiny bit and a tiny pair of eyes peer out at the couple.

Finally, the stunned man calls the waiter over, points out the weird situation, and says, "No matter what, we're not going to eat that. Are you sure that's chop suey?"

"Oh I'm sorry sir," the waiter replies, "That's my mistake - I've brought you Peking duck."

 

Heello, iss tthhatt thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm???
Yes.
ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.

 

That would be this..

 

You Northern folk are weird!!!!!!

 

It's eerie discussing vibrating ducks with Delia..

 

Ye your right ilovedelia we are a bit weird but that's why everybody loves us.

 

When it was announced that Newcastle's new sponsor was WONGA.COM, Alan Pardew said at his team talk, you've gotta forget all about that, just go out and give 4107%!

 

OK Ducks it is;
Duck waddles into a pub, goes up to the bar says to the barman can I have some grapes please. The barman a bit surprised says, no I don't have grapes this is a pub! Duck waddles out.
Next day the duck waddles back to the pub goes up to the bar and ask's, "can I have some grapes please", for ****s sake says the barman I told you yesterday I don't have any bleeding grapes! Duck waddles out.
Next day duck returns again, ask's for grapes, barman is now a bit mental and shouts at the duck, listen you flat footed twat, I don't have any grapes I keep telling you this is a pub, if you come in here again asking for grapes I'll nail your ****ing beak to the bar!!!!!!
Next day duck returns, goes up to the bar and ask's, "have you got any nails" no says the surprised barman, well in that case I'll have some grapes says the duck!!