If you had to...like, really, really had to...

...let a guy shag you or you'd die (I'm still working on potential reasons for this scenario coming about).

Who would it be?

You can pick two - one to shag you and one that you'd shag.

I'm sure this type of thread has happened before but I can't remember it properly.

Not answering at all or saying "NEVER" is basically admitting that you're a closed-minded ****.

 

pep guardiola and christian bale

 

Never. Yay! I'm finally out!

 

Which one would be slipping you the length?

 

probably pep, he looks liek he would treat me gently and real smoothe

 

Where's Sam Axe when he's needed?

 

I'd **** a fat queer due to their slackness, Stephen Nolan. I'd let an Oriental type nob me due to the wee cock, Gok Wan.

 

I'll pop mine on the table before I'm accused of hypocrisy.

I'd do a young Johnny Depp in the dunger and I'd let '68 comeback Elvis deflower my pileschamber

 

69er with michael moore

 

That particular threesome has a potential AIDS factor of about 4 billion.

 

I'd do a boaby exchange programme with ER, logistically speaking it would be easy street.

 

this thread is for ****s.

 

The fat film-maker or the Scottish politician?

 

Shockingly; 3.7 billion of that comes from Ciaran

 

Too right it is.

****s and those that aren't man enough to take a dick in the loading chamber.

Those that are "too ****y to be a ****", so to speak.

 

john mccririck up the arse

 

It was nice knowing you soldier

Braver men than me have baulked at less dangerous tasks.

If you ever got your cock back out, it would be a smelly mess for decades.

 

That's possibly the worst thing I've ever heard.

 

fine Gambol can take me up and down the marmite motorway any day.

 

At least we know where that finger went now.