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The press ban on naming the footballer...

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  1. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    its richard gere and his anally inserted hamster
     
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  2. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Somebody above made Star Wars and Shallow Grave references so I presumed Ewan McGregor. Law would make more sense though, he is a bit of a "swordsman" isn't he?

    To be fair though, I love my wife and kids dearly and I'd struggle mightily if presented with an opportunity with Imogen.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

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    There is no way I'd let one of those little ****ers anywhere near my ring. The kids had one last year that bit me. Pissed blood for about 5 minutes and was ****ing agony (considering how small the bastard's teeth are).
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

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    Why was a hamster in biting range of your penis? Enquiring minds want to know.
     
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  5. Hash.

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    this <ok>
     
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  6. Jip Jaap Stam

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    He said he'd be gentle... Seriously though, he got my finger. Still got a scar.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

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    Looks like I took the 'pissed blood' comment a bit too literally.
     
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  8. Zinc Alloy

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    My source won't give up the actor yet but they did drop a little extra that will soon be heading our way.
    There is yet another married Prem player soon to be exposed for going astray. Not sure when it will be revealed as they are still working on it.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

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    What about Alan Shearer and Gabby Logan doing the old hide the sausage routine?
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Oh right. I thought you were just presuming sexual depravity as seems to be the norm on here.

    Seriously?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's what i've been told.
     
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    Its bollocks. GL has been on Twitter claiming these are very bad lies
     
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  13. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Wasn't part of the Shearer rumour that it would be named in the Sunday papers last Sunday oh dear didn't happen what a shame, therefore not true.
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

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    Well Gabby denied it. Nothing to see here, she must be telling the truth.
     
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  15. Zinc Alloy

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    Well well well, another married Prem footballer has taken out an injunction. Told you they were about to out another one.
    Haven't found out the name yet as my source is on holiday but you can be sure if I find out then not606 will find out.
     
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    Just seen a good comment on twitter;

    'A superinjunction prevents me from naming my man of the match - but WHAT a performance from the 37 year old.'

    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  17. Zinc Alloy

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    Excellent.
    These things can't be kept secret for very long. Not with the internet. Maybe years ago but not now.
    And there is no way on Earth his Mrs doesn't know because the reporter was knocking on his door asking for him and surely every Prem wife is scouring the internet to see if it's their bloke.
    He may as well come clean and save himself a fortune in legal costs.
     
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  18. NobbysTeeth

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    I notice that Susanne Ibru (not the fizzy drinks heiress?) has been jailed for 10weeks and issued with a restraining order for 10yrs for stalking Rio Ferdinand and his family.This woman acts like a member of the british press but unlike them justly gets sent down for it.How long befor some internet smart arse who thinks its fun to ignore court injunctions gets the same treatment.BBC606 take note!
     
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  19. Zinc Alloy

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    Well, well, well.
    The next footballer on the Superinjunction list is very well known. It's not the first time he's been a naughty boy.
    Maybe he didn't take out a Superinjunction. Maybe it is a Goldeninjunction.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Give us a clue. :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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