Notice the absence of Tina since the furore about Jimmy started. Perhaps she was one of those 14 year olds on TOTP in 1972/73. Helping police with enquiries perchance? Now then, now then.
She's been missing since Mick deleted the contents of the chat box to cover summat up. Summat went down and no **** is talking
Ah wis only 13 when I went on that Jim'll Fix It. I had asked if I could sing Shangalang with the Bay City Rollers and after the show Jimmy invited me back to his dressing room for a special treat. Through a haze of thick, grey, cigar smoke I could make out Jimmy sitting in a chair with his trackies roond his ankles rubbing somethin that looked like a radish in a bed of wire wool and I realized it wis his old felly he was touchin. I remember seeing ma Uncle Frank do the same thing last Christmas. The auld codger beckons me over and telt me to get oan my knees "Git tae feck I tells him, ahm no coming over there you dorty wee bassa" "Now then, now then young lady" he sez "No need for the bad language don't you know. I never thought a pretty young virgin like you would have such a naughty mouth!" "Me? A virgin!?" ah sez "Yous obviously don't ken much about ma family Jimmy boy. Ah've been past that virgin stage since ma Cousin Doddies christening 4 years ago!! Ah tell ye, two glasses of Babycham and I'm anybody's!" "Well then, well then" he sez "I have got a special Jim'll Fix It badge just for you young lady and you can have it if you would do something nice for me" Obviously a second badge was the deal breaker so ah sez "Ok Jimmy, whit is it yoos are wantin?" "Just give your mate James a flash of your boobies!" he sez "OK big man, if that's all you want" and I lifted up my tartan tee-shirt to gie the perv a flash of the titties. Next think he's rubbing that radish of his and lets out a trademark "Urr urr urr urghhhh" and pops his load all over hisself. Poor sod is knackered by noo so I steamed in and ripped the big auld gold chain aff his neck, ran to the door and turned back to him and yelled "B.A.Y. B.A.Y. B.A.Y. B.A.Y. C.I.T.Y. With an R.O. Double L. E.R.S. Bay City Rollers Are The Best. an then legged it. Shame I did over a felly whit supports the Hoops but business is business ya ken?
I hope it has nothing to do with myself. I grabbed that pick from her twitter account and then she shut it down. Apologies Tina, I will ditch the "you're a boot" jokes and return to "you're a man" jokes from before I knew what you looked like.
She wasny on that night and if she was it was only for a wee while and after I had left and that was quite late.
I see. That can only mean she's back in Hospital with an unfortunate re-occurrence of the dreaded barnacles.
