oh **** :(

cos hes renowned for scannin ****s bodies once hes executed them with a metal detector for good steel/gold/weaponry

like remember that **** in sicily who executed ****s by runnin a tractor over them, kinda like that

 

Sorry .. dont make me slip with the fetishists!

 

I was hoping Scan got his name from the Weegie slang for eat/swallow.

I hope he disnae "scan" the bodies that way

 

???? scan?

Is it no scran?

 

scran = food

scan = neck

"I scanned a couple of sweeties"
"Scanned ma tea"

Might just be Paisley, right enough but scran is always food and scan means something going doon yer neck:

"Tina scanned ma jizz"

That type of thing

 

Scran ya daft walloper

 

Your're making that up. It's "scran" ya eejit.

 

Nane of youz ever said you were scanning pills?

 

Scran is yer food.

 

Thanks for pointing that out we were all ****ing dumbfounded until you told us.

As for scan never heard of it bib

 

It's scran

A scranned that chippy

Am goan for some scran

 

I **** you not, scan is used where I live - it is mostly used in relevance to taking drugs more than food but, hey ho.

How's Deano's plugging, Beale?

 

Check oot Bib trying to pretend he isny a right posh fud and makin a right **** of it

 

Black ties and toppers at my school

 

Where ye's scanned Eton Mess for yer afters

 

My dinner ladies' patter was the best

"La creme anglais ou la creme anglais rouge?"

 

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Beale whits the news on Dean ? I've spoken to the Blazin' Squad and a few of their top boys are ready to go to Glasgae and take out the KYB for ye. 6 hours notice is all that needed

 

That was very good o' ye hash but a had some beef wae kenzi fae blazin squad n killed his gran

ur deed wont be forgotten tho

 

Settle doon boys, we just got rid of that **** Gillespie fae Paisley, we need some level heided thinkin to make sure we massacre the right ****s.