The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

And they've charged Cashley with bringing the game into disrepute

 

Cheers Swarbs. With respect to Wire, there were some poor decisions from the ref, but what about the poor bastard who had to have a bollock removed after the match?

 

..thought my Tapas tasted a bit odd!

 

Sweetmeat

 

He didn't seem too bothered about it:

"I'm not too bad, it sounds worse than it is. It's something I'm going to look at because obviously I've only got one now - so I've got to look after it."

Certain footballers could take a few lessons from him in being a man

 

Can you imagine how painful it must have been

 

I'd personally like to see someone do the same to saurez and see the difference in pain management.. Apparently it swelled so much that's why it ruptured..

My balls are throbbing just thinking about how much that must have hurt..

 

Fu.king this ^

 

I couldn't even look down at the area, blood and **** knowing that I just lost a good soldier in a pretty painful way!

 

dude Im half way through fringe 3 .... Walter Bishop should run for president!

 

Season 5 so far is outstanding, final season so it should be!

Edit: cometh the wrath of RHC whose beams of thread officiating know no boundaries.

 

I've fu.king told both of you. There's a twatting thread for this utter cack

 

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Looks like BR has found some KD`s old paperwork in his desk. Yep you guessed it Suarez is the victim in all this, he stopped short of saying it`s PE fault that Suarez has a bad rep for being a diving cheat. T-shirts to come out of the mothballs soon.

 

Nvm

 

Really, Remember Vidic wriggling like a burning snake after feigning injury against Chelsea in what was the worst playacting ever in football?

So a player shoves you in the face, and you should be banned? for it hurting? god where did ye got this one

RvP decided to do something you get a red card for, why exactly do you punish the other guy again? tell us? my jaesus you are a fookin tard UIR

 

You tell em RHC

 

What the deuce did you just proclaim about me, you scoundrel? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Eton College, and one has been involved in numerous secret raids on the freshman dorms, and I myself have over 300 confirmed buggers. I am trained in Queensberry Rules and the top duelist in the entire Royal British Navy Cadets.

You are nothing to me but just another common fop charlatan. I will do away with you with swordsmanship precision the likes of which has never been seen before in any colony nor pagan land, mark my stern words. Does one think he can get away with spewing vile slander to me over the telegram?

Think again, thy foul beast. Thenceforth as I speak to you, I am contacting my network of chums across the coffee houses of London and your poorly tailored suits are being traced right now sir, so it is imperative to prepare for the greatest maelstrom, fiend. The maelstrom that wipes out the decrepit little thing you call your existence. You are soon to be prohibitively bereft of life, creature.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can thrash you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my musket and lance. Not only am I extensively trained in fisticuffs, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Windsor Gentlemen's Smoking Club and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cretinous self off the face of the known world, you streak of tripe. Had only you to of known what ungodly tyranny your little ignominious comment was about to bring down upon you, probably you would have held your tongue swine.

However you could not, you did not, and now you shall recompense the price, you boorish rogue. I will vent my fury all upon you and you will succumb to it. Your life to cease, boy.

 

Someone translate this **** for me, something about Rivaldo v Turkey is it????

 

blah bliddity blad blippity bluh blah,

I ain't hear a word you said, hippity hoopla

Is that a tank top or a new sports bra,

Look, Snoop Dogg just got a ****in boob job!

(ohhhhhhhh!)