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Who Said Gooners Don't Have a Sense of Humour?

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by The Ginger Marks, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    I'll Be Supporting Man U in the final!!
    by Dubbed The New Wenger (U14820700) 27 April 2011
    Competitors:
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    Assuming both teams get through (Barca & Man U). I'm looking forward to the final, where both teams play great football. In particular, Man U.

    Let's hope those anti-football playing Spaniards don't place their whole team behind the ball, like they usually do.

    We'll be sure to see Man U go gung ho (attacking), regardless of the fixture being a final.
    And that's why we love Man U so much. They just play the game the way it's supposed to.

    Barca on the other hand just dive all over the place, kicking people, and crowding around the ref at every opportunity.

    Thankfully, we don't see such disgraceful tactics over here in England. And I'm sure Fergie reiterates this to his players.

    Another thing I've noticed about Fergie is the dignified way he behaves himself in. Sheer class.
    The other week when they were in injury time, 1-0 ahead against Everton.
    In the 2 min of injury time he was calling for the ref to stop the game. He noticed that the Everton players were tired, so he wanted to end their pain, even though this game could cost them the title.
    What a bloke.
    Wenger, I'm ashamed to say, would probably kick water bottles in frustration and anger. Typical.

    Anyway, as a fan of an English team, I'm all for Man U winning the Champions League. They are representing us over there. And they usually deliver in style.
    Well what do you expect from a team with Carrick and Fletcher pulling the strings, and with Valencia running down the wings?
    A player (Valencia) who knows exactly what to do with the ball. Not just running down the byline, aimlessly and crossing in a hopeful ball.
    Ashley Young is a similar player to him. A chicken with a head.

    Good luck Man U, from a gooner.
     
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  2. Busby 's Babe

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    I don't get it where's the humour?
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. Swarbs

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    Aw, the poor bitter Gooner. I'm surprised he didn't try to claim the tie between Arsenal and Barca was the true final. After all, Arsenal were clearly robbed at the Camp Nou <ok>
     
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  5. Zinc Alloy

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    Couldn't be arsed reading it but I'll tell you this, I never thought I'd say this, if Barca and Utd get to the final I hope Utd batter them.
    I hate Utd as much as any decent human being but Barca are a ****ing disgrace. They are unquestionably the biggest cheats I have ever seen on a football field. How many of their players have to roll around the floor clutching their face when they haven't been touched? It's no wonder it's a rare occasion they ever get to play against 11 men for 90 minutes.

    **** the lot of them. I hope they all get career ending injuries before next weeks game and I hope their ****er manager falls under a bus.

    I think that has made my feelings on the matter clear.
     
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  6. Sheriff JW Pepper

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    zinc

    You've been a bit wishy washy & a bit vague there

    So - just exactly how much don't you like the Barcelona team...

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  7. The Ginger Marks

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    You haven't seen Nani & Hernandes play lately then?
     
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    That's easy to sort. Just ask Ramos to hold him on the top deck...
     
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    who is this hernandes? is he a version of hernandez you have invented that dives?
     
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  10. Zinc Alloy

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    I would very much like the whole Barca team and staff to die in a tragic accident where their team coach dives off a cliff for no apparent reason.
    And for the onlookers to report the last thing they saw as the coach plummetted to it's doom were all the players inside the coach waving imaginary cards as they met their demise.

    One can but dream.
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Oh a typo monkey <laugh>

    Welcome to the world famous board of the double champions of England <ok> O.k. for you Hernandez! good little player but tragically learning how to cheat at the Nanci school of diving. ala away at Newcastle<ok>
     
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    Two cheating, diving teams who receive bias from referees...

    I will not watch.
     
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