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Pardew Wants a big Dong

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by The Secret Ingredient, Apr 28, 2011.

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  1. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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  2. Aldridge_Prior

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    9.30am, 28/04/2011... "Pardew wants a big Dong"

    10.00am, 28/04/2011... "King Kenny eyes one long Dong"

    Put a tenner on it.
     
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  3. ThrillerinAsprilla

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    'Apparently Ji also had a spell at Reading in 2007-2008 when they were in the Premier League, although I don’t remember seeing him play.'

    He's only just 19 now so no wonder he didnt see him play, he'd of only been 15-16..... Monkey!!!!
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Rumour is that the Liverpool hierarchy want to buy the club, lock stock and barrel. They've seen the support and know they'd be on a winner taking over here so anything could happen in the next few days.
     
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  5. The Secret Ingredient

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    their chief scout is getting money for **** all i think I'll apply at some club and i'll just follow Carr,success.
     
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  6. Cal.

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    I really hope that Liverpool don't come in and snatch Perch off us! Luckily they've lapped up the Luis Enrique bait we've used to conceal him, and now they're after the other decoy in Barton, since Perch is so versatile he's our best player there too.
     
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    Ahhh I see you're employing Sanchino's tactics! You're utterly correct, the star in the making would be perfect for Liverpool but they don't know it! I'm so chuffed we'll have him to depend on when they pay well over the odds for Jose! The mugs!
     
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    don't mention raylor either brilliant tatic from pardew keeping them in the reserves playing the odd game waiting for our assault on Europe pure genius
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Come on you guy's, you know some of the scousers come on this board at times. They could pick up on what you've just said about 'P' and forget about Jose and take him instead. The quickest FB in the Prem and they'll come along and woo him with the promise of trophies and the adoration of the Kop. We'll never be able to replace him or find anybody anywhere near him.
     
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    Yea we will, we'll buy Bramble back from the mackems, he is DEFINITELY THE BEST DEFENDER IN BRITAIN.

    That's right, TITUS BRAMBLE IS WORLD CLASS.

    If the scousers buy him I'd be gutted but at least the mackems would no longer have THE BEST DEFENDER IN BRITAIN.
     
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    No way will Bramble come back to us though. He's made it clear that he prefers the red to the black stripes. Oh oh, I guess that means he may just go to the 'pool. But you're right, at least the mackems wouldn't have him so that's one good thing.
     
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    supposedly graham carr has been watching carlton cole... ohhhh no i hope kenny didnt see that and doesnt snap him up, hes the english messi!
     
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    I bought this Dong guy on my fifa career mode a few months back when i was drunk, purely because his name is Dong and in my drunken stupor it amused me. I can only hope that if this turns out to be true, Pardew doesn't end up regretting it as much as i did.
     
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    Haha. I bought Frederico Chaves Guedes on fifa purely because he's known as just 'Fred', and it amused me somewhat! Turns out he's really pretty decent!!
    I'm also supporting Ding Junhui in the snooker. So if we got Dong that would be rather fitting and amusing...

    Don't know anything about him to be honest though, so can't make a judgement!
     
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