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Big tits, wee tits, tinker, spy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 4, 2012.

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What sort of jugs do it for you

Poll closed Oct 6, 2012.
  1. Big naturals, regular nips

    40.0%
  2. Big naturals with huuuuuge flat nipples

    15.0%
  3. Pert, athletic numbers with pointy nips

    45.0%
  4. Pert, athletic efforts with puffy nips

    25.0%
  5. Regular handful with medium bounce

    55.0%
  6. Just over a handful - swing like Speed when gettin' pumped

    60.0%
  7. Less than a handful - don't move during pumping

    25.0%
  8. Wee Savile breasties

    30.0%
  9. Huge fake spacehoppers

    15.0%
  10. Grannypaps - pointing south, bit veiny

    5.0%
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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Tits are pretty special <ok>

    Surely, everyone can agree on the importance of boobies.

    How do you like your funbags?

    Poll to follow
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I've picked four.

    Tits are too vital to effectively select one pigeonhole.
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Stop lurking fan :bandit:

    Muslims aren't allowed to have tits <ok>
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    It's a very complicated issue and each pair has to be judged on their own merits. However, as a general rule of thumb:


    • I don't like fake tits at all. Real beats plastic every time.
    • I prefer them big, but don't like them big and flabby. I'll sacrifice size for some firmness and shape.
    • The tits need to be in proportion to the body. Some women suit smaller tits and wouldn't look right with massive melons.
    • I like regular sized areolas. Small ones like rosebuds and big fried egg efforts are not aesthetically pleasing.
    • On white women, I prefer the areola to be pinkish though that would look freakish on a darker skinned lady.
    • I like a nice erect nipple, but not those really thick ones that resemble a cigar butt
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Not fussed. They are all good in their own way. Far more of an arse man myself. Plump yet firmish <ok>
     
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  6. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    "&#8226;The tits need to be in proportion to the body. Some women suit smaller tits and wouldn't look right with massive melons

    ****ing outrageous comment cowley you **** <grr>
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Well, so far, the chaps seem to prefer big uns with a tie between big naturals and just over a handfuls.

    Unbelievably, "wee Savile breasties" appear to be doing quite well <yikes>
     
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  8. Tioga River

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    I chose 6 myself, BD had the right idea but I'm less picky. Savile tits though? No way :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No that fussed about tit size. What's important to me is how she reacts to having them played with.

    I've also come across (pun intentional) good and bad boob jobs. A properly done boob job is near to indistinguishable to the real thing. However, I will admit my research in this area is a work in progress.
     
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  10. gas

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    My 1st misses had an inverted nipple on her left tit, while it was fun sucking it out it never looked right with her top off :(

    2nd misses had ok ish tits, big enough but small nipples:(

    My current misses has lovely pert tits just over a handfull but most importantly big nipples. :D
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do you call yer wimmin "misses" rather than "missus" because all of your relationships are a swing an a miss?
     
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  12. gas

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    <laugh>

    Possibly

    Must be a subconscious thing.

    If my current misses reads some of the **** I post on here in time I'll let you know what my 4th misses's tits are like <ok>
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    3 wives?
     
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  14. gas

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    You sir are good at counting <ok>
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    They don't call him Ciaran the Abacus for nothing.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I'm hoping that now yer on yer 3rd ye've learned how to cover yer tracks <laugh>
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    How old are you?

    <Saville>
     
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  18. gas

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    Put it this way, I got my 2nd decree absolute before I was 30 :)

    Now can we get back on the subject of tits, where's SW
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Gon yersel, Gas

    <laugh>
     
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  20. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Fake tits are ****ing disgusting. They need a good shape too. I refuse to sleep with a woman whose tits look like shaved moobs

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