awwwweeeeawwwwweeeawwwwww. Now then, now then. 'owzabout that then? Sir Jimmy's Q&A is in session (I'd prefer Sir Jimmy's pre-teen T&A but beggars can't be choosers). Ask me, Radio 1 legend, marauding lothario and all round super special knight of the realm any question you see fit, boys and girls.
Why didn't you reply to my letter to fix it for me to dance with Robin Cousins? Was I not pretty enough?
Deer Jim, kan u pleez fix it fir me too cit on yor nees on yor majic chare an sooky yor willie? Yors bumingley garee cliter
He's getting on just fine up here - it's a bit difficult to get an audience with him as he's surrounded by about 70 odd virgins most of the time. Joseph of Bethlehem is here too - the cheeky chappy is still blaming God every time he's caught hanging out of a Bay City Rollers fan I don't really speak to Muhammed much anyway as i was a lifelong champion of Israel. Can't wait to see big Nyetanyahu when he gets 'ere - a proper pot of marmite we'll share.
ee by gum, look out. 'ere she comes with her labels for owt. "Rape" is such a restrictive term. I abhor rape but I do love a girl with a bit of, shall we say, introductory nerves. She's definitely not mine and no court can prove it - ever. Does she have any granddaughters you know of?
Dear Jim, I watched that programme about you last night and was absolutely disgusted. Your teeth were a ****ing disgrace. Do you blame the cigars? I'm a whisky and cigar man myself and worry about my dental hygiene going into middle age. Regards, George Cowley, CI5
I know you were great friends with Jock Stein and Father O'Connell. And I am well aware you were born a catholic. Did you ever visit father O'Connell in the confession box.
Dear Jimmy, I've always liked violinists , can you fix it for me to spend a day with a fiddler ? Yours Megan age 12
