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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    hello all. been away for a while, back for a bit.

    let doctor fan help you with any issues you may have
     
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  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    None of my children are circumcised.


    Will they spend eternity screaming in Jahannam?
     
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  3. User Deleted

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    do u think if i created another account under the guise of an utterly mental hibs fan who despised hearts n avoided goin to funerals etc cos hearts fans will be there would that be funny?
     
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  4. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    dear biggus diccus

    a very interesting question. circumcision is a must for boys i the general answer

    specifically however the lack of faith is what will lead to screaming in agony in jahanum, for eternity

    sleep well

    TFWNN
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Dear mr beale

    no i think it would be funnier if you did it as a 'normal' hearts fan and refused to attend the funerals simply because the heart stopped beating for the dead person, and you took this as an insult to all things heart

    regards

    TFWNN
     
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  6. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    but fan i'm talkin SERIOUSLY mental, like wont leave his house cos of hearts
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    It certainly has potential

    maybe a thread on how to live without a heart, as you want to rip yours out as you want nothing to do with hearts
     
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  8. User Deleted

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  9. Jimmy Savile

    Jimmy Savile New Member

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    How can I clear my name of these vile lies being peddled about me?
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    And people complained about Tina's thread <doh> <diefan>
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Go away.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    whats the best way to cook a gammon joint Fan?
     
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  13. Jimmy Savile

    Jimmy Savile New Member

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    Can I sniff your daughter's panties?
     
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  14. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Are you looking forward to the Iran/Syria vs Turkey vs Saudi vs Muslim Brotherhood clusterfuck
     
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  15. Jimmy Savile

    Jimmy Savile New Member

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    Now then, now then.

    I've just started posting on the Newcastle United board.

    Is this a good idea - how do they react to people that make idiosyncratic life choices?
     
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    *farts*
     
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  17. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Is there anything worse than the smell of a veggie's farts? :laugh:
     
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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You joking right? My farts are only bad when I eat onion bhajis or too many eggs. Otherwise they don't smell <ok>
     
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  19. Jimmy Savile

    Jimmy Savile New Member

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    Hairy pies.
     
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  20. Tina_old

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    A Jimmy Saville Q&A would have been better.
     
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