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Bacon Rolls

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by SleepySpecialK, Oct 4, 2012.

  1. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    I just had three bacon rolls with brown sauce from three different shops.

    Is that wrong?

    Surely i should show loyalty to one of the shops.

    Mighty tasty though. I give then 10, 10 and 9. The 9 didn't have crispy rolls and took ages.

    All tasted better than minge flaps though.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    More explanation is required. Why did you get them from 3 different shops? Were you doing some sort of consumer test, did you twice underestimate how hungry you were, or are you just very badly organised?
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    A bit of all your accusations. Number 1 was just off the train. Number 2 was because I was still hungry. Number 3 was because I was badly organised and a greedy ****.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    no crispy rolls? ****in amatuers
     
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  5. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    its no wrong at all, but i prefer tomato sauce than broon on a roll n bacon

    infact i prefer tomato to broon full stop
     
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  6. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    pervert
     
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  7. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    nawty lol x
     
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  8. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    tomato sauce on bacon rolls is for ****s and Jimmy Savilles.
     
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  9. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    ketchup is a lassie's sauce.
     
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  10. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm bisausal. I regularly switch between tomato and brown sauce for a bit of variety.
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    This is ****e. Sauce is for ****s anyhow. I don't even bother with a roll, just jam a couple of slices of bacon and a fried egg in my craw and munch away.
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Squiggy at the roll shop

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  13. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    Snakeman, you swallow food whole. **** in the desert too?
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    There's no time to savour decent grub in Aberdeen. The locals eat ****e like mealy pies. Show them a bacon and egg roll and a riot would break out.
     
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  15. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    And to think she is a lesbian, what a waste of a vagina. Imagine how much cock she could fit into that gob of hers, the microphone looks pleasingly phallic (but you'd have to worry if yours had gold mesh stuck on the end).
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I had to look her up in wikipedia to get the joke.

    I'm like a high court judge in terms of pop-culture references. <wah>
     
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  17. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Has she got a couple of love eggs in??
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No one actually likes brown sauce, they just think it makes them look hard.

    Mayo on a bacon roll, a soft roll btw. Red sauce on a roll with sausage.
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    GTFO
     
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  20. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <yikes>!
     
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