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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 4, 2012.

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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  2. Tina_old

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    Nice find :laugh:

    Am gaun oot dressed as a zombie/sevco fan.
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No chance, my Gary Glitter costume in 1997 went down like a lead balloon
     
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  4. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    You'll have no trouble getting dressed up then ya scabby lookin skanky cow.
     
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    That was because you got too involved with the character.
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    I'll piss on you any mair of your cheek.
     
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    a group of you should go out as savile, gary glitter, michael jackson

    ... and bruce forsyth who ive always thought was a bit suspect, only a matter of time with that one imo
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Paul Daniels anaw. Every time he said to a kiddie "You'll like this, but not a lot" you kind of knew he didn't mean the magic trick that was about to happen but rather the sexual magic Debbie was away to film in the dressing room later on.
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    I'm going to an emotion fancy dress party. I'll put my cock in a tin of Ambrosia and if anyone askes what I am I'll say "I'm fookin discustard"
     
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  10. Barrie Lochrie

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    Ban this ****
     
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  11. GroveRanger

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    Bit harsh, I know it was a poor gag but it's early and I've not had my pills.
     
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  12. SleepySpecialK

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    I'm going to be an elephant at halloween. I have big ears.
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

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    Have you sent the ransom demand off to Noddy yet?
     
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  14. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    If you're going out with a partner, there's always this skelper for guising.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. SleepySpecialK

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    Noddy is a dick. They can cut his head off if they want. Whiney **** so he is.
     
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    Oooft...
     
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  17. OSP

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    Halloween is a ****in brilliant night out. One night of the year lassies get to dress up like complete whores, and no one can say anything about it!
     
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    That is ****ing brilliant<laugh>
     
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  19. Medro

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    I was supposed to be goin to a fancy dress on the 27th but thinkin about headin elsewhere.

    I suggested to my mate to go as John Coffey (like the drink but not spelled the same) he's bald, about 6 foot 5 and all he would need to do is black up, wear dungarees and have a wee pet mouse.

    No doubt lots of people will be dressin up Jimmy Savile.

    I was gonna go as zip face but if I'm goin out to a club it wouldn't really work

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  20. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Head out in yoir underwear and if anyone asks, say "I've just came in my pants".

    I dressed up as Papa Lazarou a few year back ... took age sto get the make up off!

    Me n my mate went as the William sisters a few year back - the flat where the part was at was destroyed!
     
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