Starting to have sympathy for the teacher. Having looked at the photos of his wicked-witch-of-the-west schnozzed missus and then compared them to the teeny with the ripe set of tay-tays I can see why he bunked off double maths to run off with the schoolie. Like the wife's hair though, always appreciated a short bob cut whilst getting the nosh <seethemuckhitthechopssmiley>
And another thing. Wedding day and the lazy fecker didn't even bother having a shave. I am now on the wife's side.