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Choking for a rebound/pityshag Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    30 year old heartbroken professional photographer, Emily Forrest


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    Ah wid <ok>

    In her wedding dress, anaw <ok><revenge>

    It's a fair bet that she is wanting the hardest cervix bashing in Christendom.
     
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  2. Barrie Lochrie

    Barrie Lochrie New Member

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    pic or gtf
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    She looks manic Bib. Like the kind of lassie that'll suck your boaby then scratch her name into your front door with a pair of scissors.
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    She looks like a tranny in the top pic.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I bet she speaks with a gentle, fairly innocent voice and she has a nice English name in Emily.

    Up until now, she's loved cuddles, spooning, sitting in pyjamas, sharing boxes of malteasers...

    ...now, she wants to be mastered and her anal virginity plundered like 19th century Africa <ok>
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Whys there a picture of that wee lassie that ran away?
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Catch-up MD for **** sake. The rapey looking guy in the pictures ran off with that wee lassie.
     
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Own up, who scanned the pics and rested their eyes on the wee 15yr old's ample bussom?
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Settle doon doesny look like the photaes the polis released ya dick.
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Non bridal pictures of this woman are hard to come by - her husband boabied that lassie.

    The pic there is from the Daily Heil and I've not found anything else.

    There is a flickr acount called Emily Forrest Photography but I'm unlikely to find "Doon the Scants" shots or anything there and cannae access it in work.

    No doubt it's mostly pictures of trees, beaches and cakes.


    That was the old Emily, though.

    The new Emily is now going to just take pictures of corn-fed lads with their shirts off, giant boabies and mirror shots of her getting DPed.
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Aye but it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes tae figure out the connection.
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I cannae take my eyes off them bridal shoes, for some reason.

    I bet she clocks that guy spark oot when he gets hame with them <laugh>
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

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    Dunger trying to squirm out of embarassing faux pas.
     
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  14. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Aye but then am a mad ****** so all is fair.
     
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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    At least you haven't abducted any vulnerable teenagers in your care to a foreign country for a bit of dirty.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    In the tap photie he's lookin at her thinking "oh ****, what have I done, canny believe I just married this boot"
     
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  17. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Ah wid

    He was a maths teacher so she likes a man who works with munbers, Ahm yer man Em :angel:
     
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  18. Tina_old

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    He must have a big cock, that's all I'm saying.
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    you always have to lower the tone woman.
     
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    <laugh>

    No doubt by Europes Biggest Penis...
     
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