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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Rank Player Name Team Goals
    1 Demba Ba Newcastle United 6
    2 Steven Fletcher Sunderland 5
    2 Robin van Persie Manchester United 5
    4 Jermain Defoe Tottenham Hotspur 4
    4 Rickie Lambert Southampton 4
    4 Miguel Michu Swansea City 4
    7 Damien Duff Fulham 3
    7 Edin Dzeko Manchester City 3
    7 Marouane Fellaini Everton 3
    7 Yao Gervinho Arsenal 3
    7 Nikica Jelavic Everton 3
    7 Kevin Nolan West Ham United 3
    7 Mladen Petric Fulham 3
    7 Carlos Tevez Manchester City 3
    7 Fernando Torres Chelsea 3
    7 Bobby Zamora Queens Park Rangers 3
     
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  2. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Seems legit <ok>
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Oh wait Torres has 3, they never happened. Torres scoring goals <laugh>

    Bullshit!
     
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    UnitedinRed, Oct 2, 2012
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That is very poor <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 2, 2012
  5. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    Yahoo sport seem to have got it right:

    1 Demba Ba 6 Newcastle United
    2 Robin van Persie 5 Manchester United
    2 Steven Fletcher 5 Sunderland
    2 Luis Suarez 5 Liverpool

    As does the Premier League site:

    Rank Name Club Goals
    1 Demba Ba Newcastle 6
    2 Luis Suarez Liverpool 5
    3 Steven Fletcher Sunderland 5
    4 Jermain Defoe Tottenham 4
    5 Miguel Michu Swansea 4

    SHAME on you BBC - and just an aside - IT WON'T ****ING WORK!!!
     
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    Jonesey, Oct 2, 2012
  6. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> .
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You always this slow on the uptake, Al? <doh>
     
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  8. Alan

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    Some one's in a bad mood today. <whistle>
     
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    Alan, Oct 2, 2012
  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I went to B & Q at the weekend. Some old bloke dressed in orange walked up to me and asked if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and dropped the old twat <ok>
     
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  10. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  11. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Old joke but still hilarious <ok>
     
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    Alan, Oct 2, 2012
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Paddy and Murphy are pulled over by police. Paddy winds the window down and the copper says "we're looking for two rapists". Paddy turns round to Murphy and whispers in his ear. Murphy gives him an acknowledging nod. Paddy turns back to the copper and says "OK, we'll do it".
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It transpires that a promiscuous school friend of Magan Stammers put her up to absconding. "I've shagged the biology teacher, the english teacher and the geography teacher. You do the maths".
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 2, 2012
  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Never its real :grin:
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Oct 2, 2012
  15. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    ..."the history student". <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Oct 2, 2012
  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Shut it. She's post-graduate now anyway, tosser.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Oct 2, 2012
  17. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    On the plus side, our combined high wages will guarantee you a home of the highest quality in the years ahead. <ok>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You haven't even seen her and I get the same sh1t out of you as out of anyone who sees her. I met her on Saturday afternoon and went went for a drink at the Red Lion in Stockton Heath. The BS game was on. There were two lads (25 ish) at the table near us. Both Scouse - one red, the other blue. She went to get a butty and the red turned to me and said "Is she your girlfriend?". I said "No, she's my daughter". He said "She's beautiful". I said "it's a good job you said that and not your BS mate". It happens all the fu.king time <doh>
     
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    If I ever get transfered to the Manchester office I'm giving you a call. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Oct 2, 2012
  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You'll find that rather challenging without my mobile number.
     
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