****in DEID on here

the past few days

on the way home from the gym last night i stopped off at the supermarket for dinner n got a big **** off full roast chicken n demolished it, it was class

do any of u pay into a pension, i dont really know how it all works tbh. been payin £29.50 a month since i was 18

leavin work early tonight for the game so ive got my chinos and ted baker jumper in with me, happy days. thought i had forgot my glasses today n i was like 'oh **** man' but thankfully they were in the zip bit of my bag so i was glad at that

 

Don't EVER buy those Walls/Halls sausages that you reheat in the microwave. They taste like soap!!!!!!

 

Hmmm. I think I'll stick to living vicariously through monacoger.

 

This should be a daily feature

"Beale's Busy Blog"

I pay into a pension - always have done. Being old n skint scares the living **** outta me.

I hope Medro dies soon.

 

aye i dont like them tina

 

Microwave sausages are rank rotten. Who have thought that?

 

I fancied a roll n sausage and thought I'd get them coz am a lazy bastard. **** sake, they're howling.

#diemedrodie

 

Seriously, they're boufin. It's like someone's washed them before they were put in the box.

#diemedrodie

 

say i paid 29.50 a month for 6 years that wud be £2124 then i worked another 42 years say n paid the same that wud be around £14868 so is that what i wud get for my pension divided over 20 years cos thats nothin, is thet how it works huh

 

Lenny's retweeting folk on Twitter - see if you can get him to retweet you.

I've sent him one

 

i dont have twitter whats ur twitter name tina

 

Quite possibly the saddest thing I've ever heard an adult say.

 

"Hey gaffer, best of luck 2nite - how bout a RT for a boy dying of cancer called Andy"

 

If he retweets it, I'll put it here.

 

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I've just found Tina

 

No really.

Your pension pot is invested on your behalf (you can usually choose the level of risk you want - I've always played the pussy and avoided high). Your eventual pot is then calculated from the yield of the bonds/investments that the pension company invested in on your behalf (at a group level - not individually), this pot is then given to you like a salary over a realistic remaining life expectancy.

They're a complicated business, sir. I've probably got something wrong there - there's plenty on the net about them, though, I'm sure.

They used to say that a pension was the best investment you could make but it's not really true anymore.

 

so in other words, i'm lookin at havin a fund of a cool £500k?

 

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Unless you work for the public sector, in which case, you put in £25 a month, the Unions DEMAND that the Government (ie Tax payers, ie YOU) should put in 5 times that amount as a thank you for being less productive than those in the private sector, thus bankrupting the country in a couple of generations.

**** pensions Bealey boy, work till you die, once you can't work, you'll more than likely be old and decrepit and hopefully by then, legal suicides will be encouraged to keep the population in check.