Venom in Paris

Got called out to Garlictown for a job yesterday. Been fun and games so far. Got picked up at the airport by Frog The Bounty Hunter. Only continental Europeans and Yankee rednecks have mullets like he had. Add in his leather waistcoat. Pure class.

Stuck at a hotel near the airport until tomorrow. Tempted to head into Paris city centre but I know that I'll probably miss my early flight tomorrow if I do that

 

Are they pumping oil in Paris now?

Frog the bounty hunter You get a laudy thumbs up for that

 

I was on a Technip boat in Le Trait, they sent me out here with a memory stick with a database on it. I installed the new database and that was me. 3 days offshore rate for 2 minutes work.


****ing loads of froggy fanny at the pub last night too. Was gutted we had an 11pm curfew for the boat. Chief Engineer said it would cause a ****storm if I never came back at 11.

 

Bonjour Venom, ya daft ****

that's the Eiffel Tower your on, not a ****ing oil rig

 

Met some froggy birds in Guernsey the other night, one of them in particular was ****in spectacular. Even if I was that way inclined I couldn't have pulled it off, 10 blokes for every 1 woman on the fricken island, serious case of cock block every time there is a bit of fanny. Anyway one of my colleagues allegidly got into the wee spectacular one, met her the next night she said she only got about 3 hours sleep the previous night, ****in ragin.

 

I hate France but their birds are top class. Was just down having a beer out in the sun loads of fanny staying in this hotel.

 

even if u were that way inclined? you a homo mick?

 

We knew that.....you're staying there. I'd say you are a **** before I said fanny, but thats just me

 

pah, i was drinking in conon bridge on sat. hoachin wi fanny

 

I knew that would that would make me look like a bit of a homo and still posted it. That way inclined to cheat on the missus.