New phone

I'm due an upgrade and was thinking about getting the new iphone. I've since decided against it because I no longer want to be seen as a pretentious ****er. Now I will simply be a ****er, and a **** as well.

Getting the Sony Ericsson Xperia 10. Anyone got it, and is it any good?

 

i've got this badboy

http://www.nokia.co.uk/find-products/all-phones/nokia-1661

got it for a £5

 

Thats a belter LR

Does it text?

 

its got a mother ****ing torch! i bet your phone doesnt.

 

I don't like the iphone... and i've got two of them.

Got my first one on contract about 3 months before the company gave me a company contract iphone. So now i literally carry 2 iphones about - does that make me a super prententious ****er?

 

i'm afraid so mick

 

Sittin here thinking about wether or not having two iphones make me a bit of a dick I actually sat back had a look at my surroundings and realised i am indeed a pretentious dick. Sittin in Costa Coffee with my ferrari laptop, a copy of today's Times, taking a picture of my iphone with my other iphone... super dick
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2 of ma mates hav the xperia both mini and the big bastard. the big one is ****in massive. a like the wee one. nifty wee guy

 

The one I'm getting is only slightly bigger than my iphone

WHy do people queue for hours for a ****ing phone?

 

we'll the battery on my £5 piece of awesomeness lasts for 5 days. beat that.

i guarantee you cannot get as good a bit of technology for £5.

 

I got the new iphone, by chance. I dropped mine and walked into vodafone last thursday and the guy gave me one. Walked round the corner and hundreds of ****s were lined up outside Apple to buy them for £500. I had no idea it had only come out that morning! **** knows wht the ****s didnt go to vodafone

I just laughed at the ****s. To be honest its no better than the old iphone - although the signal and internet is much better and faster - unless you hold the **** of a thing in your left hand of course - which being right handed you do to use the touch screen on internet!!!

 

the ****s that cue up at apple are just ****ing nerd Anportmor.

you're cool as **** though

 

****ing right

 

Aye ****s that queue like that are fannies. After they sold out, ****s were queuing to reserve them when they came back in stock

I went into o2 yesterday and said I wanted off my iphone tariff and a different phone and the guy looked shocked. It was as if I'd pissed on his kids or something. I'm patiently waiting on my new phone arriving at the office. My iphone was playing up again yesterday, not letting me connect to the network until I turned it off and back on again. As soon as I done that I got 6 texts from the last 2 hours