I would'nt worry about it, my handsome visage has been plastered on lots of trains, who cares what you look like? It's not as if someone is going to hunt you down and murder you...
The bird was one of Pope's clients I believe. I think he's a solicitor, and I seem to remember him working on behalf of the bird because of a faulty kitchen appliance or something. That's why she looks a bit pissed off. Not that I was on here back then, I just remember someone regaling us with the tale a while back.
