Newbie Speccy Twat

Off to pick them up today. £150 a pop, **** me I'll soon be out busking on Union Street with my recorder and triangle at this rate!! Solicitors fees mounting up as well.

Still, Im actually quite chuffed to be getting reading specs. Will make me even more distinguished looking especially with my pin striped suit and bowler hat.

May then go and get pished watching The Ryder Cup and ****in spew up on Union Street, breaking the new glasses in the process.

BH - Bridge Bar 2pm. I'll be the one in the 80's jump suit.

 

It's called old age. Embrace it.

 

Im only 47 for ****s sake man.

Eyesight has lasted quite well to be honest and Im looking forward to be able to read small print without the aid of a magnifying glass

Bring it on brother...................

 

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Didn't you claim to be "only 49" just the other week? I could be wrong though, memories not what it was.

 

you're just not a nice person at all, are you?

 

I'm just here for Bealy's pic. Where is it?

 

You working today then Nev?

 

aye, just til 1

 

Ach that's not so bad then. I hated working on Saturdays when I used to, even just till 1 just because of the travelling time. Never got home till the back of 3, it was ****e.

 

nope. your memory is going.

 

I wear glasses ER - it's actually quite cool because you can pretend to be a mong and people don't watch what they say around you thinking you won't understand.

 

Beale's pic waz ere

 

Gone

 

toby ya **** i just took it down n now you've ruined that idea

 

you do realise you're gonna end up on a failtrain

 

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