FFS, Do These Taig Mongs Have A Life?

FFS, most people go out on the lash after work on a Friday; they do not continue spending it online on some ****e internet forum. Look at the nick of the Taig board

They daftie ****s have been on there, all day long. It’s quite obvious that these poor ****s are skint; so with that in mind, I’m going to start “Guess the ***** Taig Time”. Yep, that’s right, you can choose your own, wee, ***** Taig and guess how many hours of the week he will spend on here. All money raised will be spent on a Sunshine Variety Bus to do the rounds and take them out for a pint and a pie.

I’m going for RebelMongoBritBhoy and 100 hours. Yes, I know, but come on, it’s my game and he is the favourite

Go on, do your bit for Socially-Inept ***** Taigs

 

Just like this website. It is ****ing ****e now, seriously, Mick. I wouldn't even waste your money on the monthly server fees. It's a waste of time nowadays. I can't even be arsed bothering with Taig-bumming articles anymore. It's ran it's time; just finish it

 

Ah got pished in ma own home. Am happy wi that. Mibby a shouldny be. But a am. Who the **** you lookin at ya **** eh want sum? eh? ah'l punchg yer **** aff wher yer standiun ya **** eh?

 

Did ye watch any porn gambol? Tears for lube?

 

phew! back to reality...

 

I have a few questions BH.

Who "gos out on the lash"?

When does a "lash" officially end because you always seem to be tucked in by 11

Have you ever pulled?

Thanks BH

 

why do you care?

 

You're irrelevant Dev

 

To be fair I only became an irrelevance when I got booted out of the Army then the Police.

 

Yes, your sorry life is

Spending your every waking hour on an internet forum

Bed, NOT606, Bed, NOT606...what a ****ing loser you are

 

1. Normal people go out on the lash.

2. Tucked up in bed by 11...yet posted on this very thread at 0110am

3. Regularly.

Yep, you guessed it (and I'll save Nev doing it)...it's a "Mindy Fail"...as per the scripto

 

Night in oan yer jacks Gambol?

 

And on that note, I'll leave you Taigs to another "exhilirating" weekend on the internet

 

cheerio.....

 

Cheerio cheerio.....

 

****ing hell Wife Beater, your permarage is out the beelosphere (Copyright Gambol).

You spend your entire time on here posting the same thread, with your wee stop clock, timing Tims, before failing miserably at convincing everyone you have a ****ing life

****ing brilliant, even your fellow Buns don't even bother with you

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha and you come on here with a game you've created to specifically time how long Tims spend on here, ignoring the fact you'll have to sit on here the entirety to time them

 

jiffy = sevco skelper

 

1. Cockneys go out on lash, Englishman

2. You must have been desperate to get back and post

3.