Emma Watson (her offay Harry Potter) wants 50 Shades movie role

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...nd-bondage-in-Fifty-Shades-Of-Grey-movie.html

Get the tissues ready.

 

She still looks about 14. She's *****-bait.

 

I'd gie her 50 shades of my jizz in her coupon


Expelliarmus

 

Like I said. *****-bait

 

If they show that in the cinemas there won't be a dry seat in the house.

 

I wonder whether she would like to see France...

 

i just cant begin to think of all the harry potter jokes i could formulate right now

so i'll let bib get on with it

 

Bib's got a black Ford Fiesta

 

Actually, it's a Blue Ford Anglia <oneforSimon>

 

Aye, it's all making sense now.

 

thats the spirit ron!

 

I'm gonna take her up Diagon Alley and fill her full of pumpkin juice

 

"What's that Hermione?"
"Mfffmmmffmmmm!!!!!"
"I can't understand a word you are saying with that gag in your mouth"
"Mfffmmnnnnnnnhhhh!!"
"Look, it isn't my fault it all went in your eye"
"NNNNwwwwwwwwwww"
"Stop moaning, you know you love it, you slag"
"Mmmffffnnnnnnn!!!"
"Look love, I'm on my third Viagra so this isn't going to be over any time soon. Just take your mind of it, think of Hogwarts or something"
"Wwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnfffffmmmmm!!!!"
"Yeah, I bet you never used to ride your broom side saddle either!"

 

hah - jokes on you - that was me with a bellyfull of polyjuice potion you seduced

whoo hoo

 

You would've required at least one hair from Emma to make that potion.

Jokes on you - I pumped her hair and you were just the conduit

 

its gonna get real ****ing slytherin in a minute here

 

Naughty hair?

 

Her tiny tits and boyish hips do nothing for me. I'm out.

 

This

Where are her baps FFS? Be like shagging Home Alone and you could only do that if you were The King of Pop.

 

She`d have an arse like a wizards sleeve...