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Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Mind The Duck, Sep 23, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I see the Mad Men Silhouette guy has registered his disgust :bandit:
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I told my mother that I was opening a comedy club in Helensburgh. She asked "Are you having me on?".

    I said "It all depends, do you know many good jokes?"
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've just started a small business in my attic making small yachts.

    Sales are through the roof.
     
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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> Old school jokes Dev, i like them.

    Heard a good one earlier, it's a bit harsh buuuut....

    What turns fruits in to vegetables?

    AIDS.
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    What's the only part of a cabbage you can't eat?

    His wheelchair.
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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  8. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    it is too awkward to see the past signatures. I did one.... I semed to be the only makey uppey one on the page.
     
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  9. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I've managed to contribute about 20 additions to the petition, a couple of which were quoted on this thread - not telling which ones :bandit:
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    seems to have slowed down, my signatures are appearing straight away now, whereas before they took a while to get on the page.....wonder why the interest has dropped off ?
     
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  11. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Probably because the timmies of not606 only have so many ideas before they get bored <laugh>
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    possibly, very few of these ****s have proper levels of dedication and application, this petetion must succeed !
     
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  13. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    Imagine this did get debated in a formal arena? It would be FANFUCKINGTASTIC
     
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  14. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    It's some random petition website, not the youGov one that actually get's your petition in front of Parliament. It has been brilliant though, the absolute piss take of some self-appointed peepul champion grasping hold of some form of pseudo-nationalism, trying to justify it as some sort of intellectual and just representation of the politically correct oppressed majority.
     
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  15. RebelBhoy

    RebelBhoy Moderator Staff Member

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    That and by mocking it you somehow lend credence to the premise of the petition.
     
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  16. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    **** it, I'm bored and I'm back on this <ok>
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Who's hitting it with the Boomtown Rats lyrics? <laugh>
     
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  19. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Are you "Beel Geldof"?
     
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  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Here, Mick if you read this; seeing as you changed Tina from "Senior Member" to "Princess"....change mine to "Rapist" and I'll send you a picture of my boaby wearing a top hat. <ok>
     
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