"you're seriously not even a little bit gutted....."

"....that the Argentina v Germany game is on when we're getting married? seriously? not at all? all joking aside?"

turns out Mrs.LR doesnt have a sense of humour about these things at the minute

should be a great game though.

 

u gettin married?

 

yeah, at kick off

 

Just think how gutted you would have been if Engerlund had won and you would have had to miss that

 

and i've got 4 germans in my fantasy football team

 

is ur wife a babe? pictures

 

she's not my wife yet, i'm still hip!

here's her with chris evans

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i'll give castle 2 seconds before he's logged in with a pearl necklace joke

 

awwww look at the lovely couple.

al need to get maself a burd soon, preferably south american

 

how good is this? a shagged at a burd that was born in 1992 in Ibiza.

 

god bless you nev

i'm feel ****ing ancient, although i've looked the same age since i was about 16. there was a guy in my platoon saying he didnt really understand 9/11 when it happened, when i slagged him off he just said "i was 10 like"

i'd just finished my first year at uni

 

me n mate wer talkin about this earlier, sayin aw these wee burds born in the 90s are too young etc etc. naw we're too ****in old! **** sake its ****e being over 21

 

too young? are you mental? these idiots'll believe anything you tell them! "wedding ring? oh no! ha ha! its a miniture kabala braclet"

 

LR she's beautiful. She looks a wee bit like Emma Samms?

Oh and congratulations!

 

cheers tina. i've pretty much been married for years, we're finally making the domestic abuse official

 

I'm so predictable was just about to as well, then noticed the wee bit below the picture...damn you

the only other observation I could make is that shirt brings out the red in your hair and Mrs Lr has an abundance of fingers on her left hand....

Oh and you are definately punching above your weight with her

 

we're both from up north

which is why she's too afraid to leave

 

**** me lr you fairly raised your game to snare her, are you cousins?

 

no. i'm just bigger and stronger than her

plus i am a total legend.

 

LR ; " will you marry me ?"

Mrs LR ; "no chance , dream on "

LR " if you dont I`ll post pictures on the internet of you sitting on chris evans knee "

Mrs LR; " oh, **** it , what choice do I have , ok then "

 

Mrs LR is punchin above her weight more like. LR is a hunk oooh suit you sir