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Hilarious joke!!

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  1. Heavy Metal Toon

    Heavy Metal Toon Guest

    I know we have the sick joke thread, but you have to read this one i've just heard -

    I don't know if it qualifies for a SICK JOKE tbh, but here it is -

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: - - -silence - -
    HUSBAND! : "oh ****"
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> very good
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Donkey Toon

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    Nice one Tash! :)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Seems like we're all just putting the same thing but never mind, I'll go for the solitary laugh face man too

    <laugh>
     
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    Seems like the thing to do

    <laugh>
     
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    We could mix things up a bit with the : :emoticon-0136-giggl

    I like the way Tash writes a decent joke, and the only tag in here is still abusive <laugh>
     
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    Ooh, spicy
     
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  11. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Tags on my articles...

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    Haha this is actually funny! Rep for you Sir!

    Oh, I can't give you rep! What the Jesus, as if I've given you rep before!
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Nice one Tash...<laugh>
     
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    Last time she gives me a nosh...
     
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    <laugh>

    crikey
     
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    Mild Giggle.
     
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