Topical Wid Ye?

there is, 12 gauge.

 

Would it be classed as full on nonce if all he did was get her to wear her school uniform and jizz on her tits? What if she took photos of herself then sent them to him and he had a turbo-chokey over them?

Does bashing one out while she shows off equate to 5 years in B-Wing with an orange vest on?

If so I think I might be in the cell next door.

 

she is still classed as a child,a *****phile is someone who has a sexual interest in children.

 

No, a *****phile is someone with a sexual interest in pre-pubescent children.

Edit: In answer to the 'wid ye' - 'naw, ah widnae'

 

He`s a ***** to me and thats all that matters.

 

A Dean Martin number if I'm not mistaken.

 

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I thought it was the b side of Ma he's making eyes at me by Lena Zavaroni

 

.....though I`d venture their is a difference in the definition between legal and psychiatric terms ?

 

That school seems to attract this sort of thing, for some reason.
One of their supply teachers got done for grooming a couple of teenagers in 2009 and their former chairman of governors is going on trial for 38 offences against children next month.
He's a priest though, so no surprises there.

 

C of E priest. But don't let that ruin your wee rant, ya prrrrrrrrrrrrick.

 

When did I mention denomination?
I said he's a priest and he is.

 

You're the lowest common denominator here, pal. Seriously, gie it up.

 

Twat.

 

Fuck the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Rolls off the tongue....

 

No, I've a bigger cock and balls than you have, but that wouldn't be hard, eh?

Ya fanny. Away and fling ****e at the moon.

 

or eff the Chief Moderator of the Free Church of Scotland. The prods ain't made it very easy

 

You're just embarrassing yourself now.
Attempted to correct something that clearly wasn't wrong, then talk ****e instead of accepting your mistake.
Weak.

 

Shut yer ****ing hole, ya wee wideo. Av done harder ****s than you.

#up the RA

 

It's like being insulted by a drunk 12 year old!
Embarrassing.